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See what's been reviewed. From action figures to plastic vaginas, we've fooled with tons of stuff and written about it so you can decide if YOU should fool with it. This page also tells you what we HAVEN'T reviewed yet.
ViaXtreme
(male enhancement)
My dick is a guinea pig like the door is ajar. Mr. Earl has been kind enough to supply me with a few different samples of potency products, and after signing dozens of waivers not holding anybody liable if my heart explodes, I decided that I have to do ... [ more ]
Clone-a-Willy
(vibrators)
The Clone-a-Willy is the best thing ever! It looks just like the real thing with every vein, ridge and curve of the penis. I laughed when I pulled the finished product out after 24 hours of curing because it looked so realistic. Although it was a lit... [ more ] |
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New Review
Honey Lube
(lube)
What is all the buzz about? Honey Lube, that’s what. This adorable bear’s lube-y insides doesn’t come
from any real honey combs but one dab of this lube will allow you to spread your own honey and make
the bedroom, kitchen or the backseat of your sex-mo... [ more ] |
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Featured Reviews
Wicked Ponytail
(butt plug)
Adam & Eve\'s Wicked Ponytail is a simple anal plug with rubber flogger \"hairs\" out the back of it. The plug is soft and a generally decent (although on the smaller-side) size. The entire piece is waterproof due to being all rubber w... [ more ]
Adam and Eve Massaging Vibrator
(vibrator)
The Adam & Eve\'s Power Massager is a fantastic classic that any household should have. Naturally, the first thing most folks would like to do is ignore the warnings that advise against use in \"sensitive areas\" or on/near the genital... [ more ]
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New sex toy and novelty reviews
- Positions Master Pillow
- Adam And Eve Massaging Vibrator
- Waterproof Mini Massager
- Honey Lube
- Wicked Ponytail
- Clone-a-willy
- Bang Bang Bullet
- Buzzing Bear
- Gossip Ring
- Naughty Pom Pom
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