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New sex toy and novelty reviews

  1. Prostate Massager
  2. Leather Riding Crop
  3. Boy Butter H2o
  4. Real Man's Cockring
  5. Bree Olson Rawhide Hottie Doll
  6. We-vibe
  7. White Rabbit
  8. Hot Pink
  9. Pink Water
  10. Frolic By Pink
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See what's been reviewed. From action figures to plastic vaginas, we've fooled with tons of stuff and written about it so you can decide if YOU should fool with it. This page also tells you what we HAVEN'T reviewed yet.

She Shell She Shell
(Vibrators)

She-Shell for my She-Shore

Warning: do not sit down to become one with your She-Shell unless you have ample time to spare.

To begin with, don't hold this She-Shell up to your ear to listen for sounds of the ocean. Do it and... [ more ]

Aneros Helix Aneros Helix
(Prostate Massager)

Practice makes perfect. Once you find perfection it is heaven. To guide you on your journey, be sure to pack an Aneros. When you find yourself without your partner to pleasure your prostate, this is for you.

I was lucky enough to try out 2 diffe... [ more ]

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Liberator Liberator
(furniture)

The Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear has a lot of unique and fun items! I found just looking at the catalog was good for masturbation or to get the sexy bedroom ideas going!

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White Rabbit
(Vibrator)

How does the song go? One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small. And the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at all. Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall. Oh, wrong White Rabbit.

This dual-purpose vibe features two "bunn... [ more ]

Stroke 29 Stroke 29
(lube)

Stroke 29 masturbation cream makes the boast that by the 29th stroke you'll think it's the real thing. Well, since my cock is sooo big (yeah right), it took me a few extra stokes to reach my nirvana but the stuff does work.

This stuff sure ha... [ more ]

New sex toy and novelty reviews

  1. Prostate Massager
  2. Leather Riding Crop
  3. Boy Butter H2o
  4. Real Man's Cockring
  5. Bree Olson Rawhide Hottie Doll
  6. We-vibe
  7. White Rabbit
  8. Hot Pink
  9. Pink Water
  10. Frolic By Pink

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