Newest Video Review
A woman's first lesbian experience must be filled with mixed emotions. On the one hand, she could be experiencing awkward feelings. She may feel that she is doing something wrong. One of her thoughts could be that this is not natural. On the other hand, the woman may feel excited and aroused by being with another woman. The "virgin" women in this movie go through these feelings, but the seductive females are good at making their partner feel at ease and comfortable in the situation. Her ... [ more ]
Newest Toy Review
Speculum
(medical)
The pink speculum we received from Kookie International was an interesting first "test-toy" item to receive. Speculum play is still one of the offsets of the medical fetish-world that seems to have an extremely large following (evident by the amount of ... [ more ]
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Featured Review
Not the Bradys XXX, produced by X-Play and directed by Will Ryder, is nothing short of a really fun movie. This story could have turned into some kind of sleaze-fest, but they choose the higher road by making this an *almost*-innocent playful featurette.
But don't let the superficial innocence fool you - there is plenty of hardcore sex to go around. With the spot-on casting - my Brady-girl fantasies all came true and boy did they come! I was a bit shocked at how old I am in hearing ... [ more ]
Featured Review
We all have seen movies with similar titles that make fun of a genre by over emphasizing the clichés that make up that genre well this flick is no different. All of the typical porn clichés make it in this story porn; 70’s music, equipment getting into shots, cheesy lines/acting, shitty rooms and same old nurse and pizza-guy situations. Some clichés get very repetitive and annoying, while others are absolutely hilarious.
Tommy Pistol is a running riot throughout this flick ... [ more ]
Rancho's Celebrity Reviewer
The Jade Jolie and Rancho relationship goes way back; while we haven't gone all the way yet, it is just a matter of time. She actually hasn't said "no way! now, go frig off..." yet, but she's just been too busy with her career with the mega-band, WolfPac and new porn aspirations.
She's performed in a few movies such as Girls of Wolfpac and Porny Monster but she's got even more works in the hopper. After watching those flicks, we have gone all the way with Jade but she just wasn't around to really notice!
In Jade's downtime from porn and partying like a rockstar, she has been churning out a boat-load of reviews for us!
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Recent Reviews
Red Light District's "Fuckin' Around In South Beach" will make you want to head South to the land of sun, sea (actually the ocean), sand and sex. If you can't plan on going, this DVD will give you an example of what you might miss.
Director/camerman Juan Cuba has arranged for Sierra to meet Mark on their South Beach hotel. As scene one opens, she's out on the balcony waiting on him and disappointed because the weather has messed up their plans. Juan takes the opportunity to
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Anything with Bree Olson I have seen in the past I have enjoyed. The same is to be said about this movie. It was rather good porn with some good sex. They could have upped the standards on the guys they used, but a few weren’t that bad to look at.
Taking an idea from “Van Wilder,” Steven St. Croix’s character has been in college for a decade. The Dean wants him out, and if Steven can figure out how Bree mysteriously paid back her student loans so quick, then he can have a degr
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Heavy Loads is an okay porno flick, I guess. I wasn't too big on most of the chicks but it does feature a diverse cast of heavy hitters of all shapes, sizes and colors getting plowed by Mr. Pete and his friends. So, if you are huge into this fat fetish deal maybe you will enjoy the crop more than I did. Then again, I didn't think they were that good of performers, either.
What we have here is five and a half scenes of lots of fat and blubber having a ton of fun. It's pret
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