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Kelly is turned on by the rent-a-cop at the mall and submits to being thoroughly searched by him. Kelly is a cute 20 year old blonde who is soon giving Jack head while fingering her clit. A pretty nice scene with Kelly taking a load to her face.

Emy and Talon are shopping when they go into a dressing room where she gives him some hot head. Emy is a cute 22 year old Latina with small tits who sucks some mean dick. She gives a very spirited, vocal fuck and takes a large load to he... [ more ]

Newest Toy Review

The We-Vibe is a new toy from some genius minds of the adult industry. Introduced late last year, and still hard to find in some smaller adult stores (but available for purchase online - if it's not sold out!), this is a fantastic new t... [ more ]

The RanchoCarne Adult Movie and Novelty Store offers a great place for you to buy your porn DVD movies, videos, and sex toys online. Plus a portion of every sale benefits the starving Ranchhands who bring you RanchoCarne.com.

Featured Review

This flick will entertain the cum right out of you. It has it all; spot on acting, great music, highly detailed sets, believable plot and some hot Munster fucking. Even if you aren’t a fan of the television show but a fan of great wad-blowing sex then bust out your Saturday morning cereal bowl, a box of cum-catcher tissues and Hustler will let you do the stroking.

The flick kicks off with a magic woman (Sammie Rhodes) working her tight pussy over with her mighty glass dildo wa... [ more ]

Featured Review

Not the Bradys XXX, produced by X-Play and directed by Will Ryder, is nothing short of a really fun movie. This story could have turned into some kind of sleaze-fest, but they choose the higher road by making this an *almost*-innocent playful featurette.

But don't let the superficial innocence fool you - there is plenty of hardcore sex to go around. With the spot-on casting - my Brady-girl fantasies all came true and boy did they come! I was a bit shocked at how old I am in hearing ... [ more ]

Rancho's Celebrity Reviewer

Chloe Bond

We met Chloe at FetishCon 2008 in Tampa, Florida. Inspired by the kink that we have here on ranchocarne.com, Chloe offered to be one of our ranchhand reviewers. You can see more of her at these sites:

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Oh such glamorous ladies they have here. It’s not really anything over the top but these ladies are all dressed up in their best outfits and done up in makeup. But let’s get to the sex because that’s all I want to see. This movie has some pretty awesome sex it in.

Mick Blue just starts talking and gets me wet. He gets to put his penis in the lovely Avy Scott. They have really good chemistry and have really hot sex. He gets right up in her ass to eat her out before he pounds the ... [ more ]

I thought this would be a really interesting look into the old days of porn. It definitely was interesting to watch but to be honest there were so many damn trailers that after awhile I couldn’t watch anymore. That could be because I tried to watch the whole thing in one sitting. But it was cool to finally see clips of so many classic movies I have heard so much about. This is not a movie that will turn you on unless you like the classic porn. But even then it’s only trailers so you don’t ... [ more ]

We at Rancho were able to speak to New Sensations' amazing new contract girl Ashlynn Brooke. Let me tell you Rancho fans she is HOT!!

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