Newest Video Review
Scene 1 – Angelina Love, J.J.
Angelina spies on J.J. while he’s taking a piss. When he catches her, he gets all hot and bothered. This leads to kissing and a blowjob. Angelina is energetic while sucking cock and her depth isn’t bad. J.J. screws her pussy and she cleans off the juice every now and then. He transitions to her ass and gives it a thorough pounding, which is exactly what I’d expect from J.J. There’s no ATM, but that doesn’t spoil the scene. J.J. dribbles a thick loa... [ more ]
Newest Toy Review
Honey Lube
(lube)
What is all the buzz about? Honey Lube, that’s what. This adorable bear’s lube-y insides doesn’t come
from any real honey combs but one dab of this lube will allow you to spread your own honey and make
the bedroom, kitchen or the backseat of your sex-mo... [ more ]
The RanchoCarne Adult Movie and Novelty Store offers a great place for you to buy your porn DVD movies, videos, and sex toys online. Plus a portion of every sale benefits the starving Ranchhands who bring you RanchoCarne.com.
Featured Review
Somewhere, Ricky Gervais is smiling. Not sure if he's actually happy or not. How many times can we rip off this guy's shit?
The parody of the popular NBC television series, taken from the originally popular BBC television series, tells the story of Dinder Muffin and has everything from sexual harassment, uh, discussions to serious water cooler chat. Long story short, a bit more in the writing department and these parody attempts could be a bit better. That said, good sex is good... [ more ]
Featured Review
If there was a Cougar Town, I would move there. Hot cougars and milfs on the prowl would be a very enticing vicinity. In this film that parodies the popular network television series, these experienced horny women give their male targets and prey a memorable encounter of a lifetime.
After Dylan Ryder leaves, Tori Lane comes onto her hubby Ralph Long at the pool. Suddenly, the woman is placing her focus on his cock. She plays with it a bit before sucking it with hot passion. M... [ more ]
Rancho's Celebrity Reviewer
The Jade Jolie and Rancho relationship goes way back; while we haven't gone all the way yet, it is just a matter of time. She actually hasn't said "no way! now, go frig off..." yet, but she's just been too busy with her career with the mega-band, WolfPac and new porn aspirations.
She's performed in many movies such as Girls of Wolfpac and Porny Monster but she's got even more works in the hopper. After watching those flicks, we really have gone all the way with Jade but she just wasn't around to really notice!
In Jade's downtime from porn and partying like a rockstar, she has been churning out a boat-load of reviews for us!
Recent Reviews
Scene 1 – DeFrancesca Gallardo, Guy
A guy with long hair delivers a keg to the restaurant where DeFrancesca’s hanging out. He gropes her bod then she gets on her knees for some blowing. She doesn’t really suck so much as the guy fucks her face. He enters her box and fucks it well enough. DeFrancesca sucks him off every now and then. The guy lets fly on her mouth at the end.
Scene 2 – Tara
This cute blonde has a decent set of tits. It takes a while for them to
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Scene 1 – Maxima, George Uhl
George has a fairly cute masseuse on his hands. Maxima gives him a nice handjob before a typical blowjob. She doesn’t suck for nearly as long as she ought to. George then takes control of her pussy and fucks it with passion. These two are into one another and George makes Maxima seem like one of the better fucks he has had. Despite this, he doesn’t do a good job of coming on her mouth.
Scene 2 – Vera
This is the hottest girl of
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"My Daughter's Fucking Blackzilla, episode #21" features the incredibly endowed Shane Diesel stretching holes in unsuspecting honeys.
Supercised Ride has Shane meeting Texas model, Holly, outside a clothing store. Amid a display of jeans, he and his photographer talk her into a personal modeling job where she meets his monster but says "don't tell Daddy!"
Jessica in "Stretching Her Limit" is on her cell phone outside a pet store where she is thinking about buyi
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