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This sequel has a lot to live up to. I gave the first Not Married With Children XXX film the highest rating that this site can give to a film. It also won many awards including the XRCO for Best Parody. Now, Will Ryder has come for seconds. It's great that the main cast has returned and they perform marvelously. Once again, as the viewer watches this film, it really feels like he is watching the genuine show on television, but with a more sexual edge to it. It's that quality that Will Ry... [ more ]

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The Liberator Bedroom Adventure Gear has a lot of unique and fun items! I found just looking at the catalog was good for masturbation or to get the sexy bedroom ideas going!

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Besides having one of the longest porn titles ever, Joanna gives us one cum soaking flick that makes sure we get what we want…tons of anal action and mostly from the ever sexy Ms. Angel her self. Sure, these chicks aren’t the typical pornstars with big fake tits and spray-on tans, and that is why we love to watch them get naked and take some cock. Tattoos, piercings, real personalities and taking dick to the hilt; that is why Joanna Angel and company rock the sock.

The sexiest ... [ more ]

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In recent years, the sitcom has been a very popular and profitable genre in the porn industry. It definitely has brought more viewers to the adult world. By definition, a sitcom is a parody of a popular mainstream television show. In this case, it is Married with Children's turn to get spoofed. It stars the Bundy family. Eric Swiss plays Al. He is the man of the household and a shoe salesman. His housewife is the sarcastic, red-head Peg who is played by Brittany O' Connell. Their two tee... [ more ]

Rancho's Celebrity Reviewer

Chloe Bond

We met Chloe at FetishCon 2008 in Tampa, Florida. Inspired by the kink that we have here on ranchocarne.com, Chloe offered to be one of our ranchhand reviewers. You can see more of her at these sites:

ChloeBond.com
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Brandi Love knows what she wants and doesn't waste time to get it. The action starts right up within minutes of "Seduced By A Cougar 12" when Brandi has her eyes on the delivery man bringing in the new mattress. The busty blonde milf claims her old one is worn out but would like to have one last romp in the sack before throwing it to the curb. Somehow, I don't think any working man would have any problems with that! Especially when a woman as fine as Miss Love craves the cock! It turns ... [ more ]

If you are an ass man with the taste for a little Latin spice, "Round Latin Asses" should be in your permanent collection by the time you finish reading this review because it is PERFECT. Honestly, I can't find a flaw. The cast, the camera work and the boning are all top notch. L.T you have done it! Great job sir. Let's get into it.

Damn, Charley Chase is fine. I've seen her in action many times but never looking this good. She might be sporting a big muff downstairs these ... [ more ]

Welp, this one was a huge disappointment. With a name like "Put it in my ass!" you would expect to see some super dirty, tongues inches deep inside gaping butt holes that were just rammed with a ten inch dildo kind of action but that's pretty much the opposite of what we are presented with. Sure, some curious tongues do enter backsides and some toys are used but my god, this is some dull shit! There's no "fuck my ass you filthy whore!" or "Gape that ass bitch!". Nope, nothing even remot ... [ more ]

We at Rancho were able to speak to New Sensations' amazing new contract girl Ashlynn Brooke. Let me tell you Rancho fans she is HOT!!

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