Mary Carey

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Rancho Q&A with Mary Carey, the T&A

A Very Serious Interview with Mary Carey

Rancho: Would you like to comment on the probable size of Arnold Schwartzenegger\'s penis? Perhaps on the size of his brain?
MaryMy ex-husband was a body builder and I can tell you from experience that the bigger the muscles on the outside means the smaller things are on the inside. And thanks to other things body builders like to do the dick is the smallest muscle by far...lifting weights should be a warning sign to any women who wants a big cock. Fuck a nerd.

Rancho: How much money do you make as a pornstar? Per scene? In a year?
MaryI can\'t tell you that. I\'d have to smother you with my tits to your dead.

Rancho: If you could be any vegetable in the world, which vegetable would you be and why?
MaryCucumber...you figure it out.

Rancho: What does Mary Carey smell like? What we\'re trying to say is: The perverts out there want to know what sort of soap, deodorant and perfume you use.
MaryI smell like sex.

Rancho: OK, in \"The Violation of Ashley Blue\" you play this retarded girl who gets her eyes burned out with a cigarette. How hard was it to take on that role?
MaryMy parents are retarded so I was method acting.

Rancho: How much Jell-O do you think you could consume in one sitting?
MaryI hate jell-0.

Rancho: Tell us about your future plans. Any more attempts at government offices or are you going to stick to porn?
MaryI\'m just going to dance my ass across the country. Shoot more for Kick Ass...and go to basketball games and raise hell.

Rancho: How do you feel about Canada?
MaryI love hockey players and I hate Rush.

Rancho: As an entrance test for a university you are given a corked bottle with a coin in it. Your task is to remove the coin without taking the cork out of the bottle or breaking the glass, or boring a hole in the cork or glass. How do you pass the test and get the coin out?
MaryMy head hurts...ask someone else to get it out.

Rancho: Would you ever kill for love?
MaryI can\'t answer that question for the fear of incriminating myself.

Rancho: In Kick-Ass\'s pornomentary Run Mary Run the footage of your campaign events is missing most of the sound (replaced with music). Is there anywhere your fans can check out this footage? Any chance Kick Ass will release a real documentary?
MaryI\'m not sure there\'s probably a bunch of legal crap with that.

Rancho: Why is porno so gosh darn violent these days? Do pornstars get less respect from their man counterparts or what?
MaryMost of the women that get into porn are easy targets and don\'t know any better. As long as they let the men do what they do.

Rancho: Do you have any stalkers?
MaryI\'m currently taking applications.

Rancho: Please describe how you felt when you learned that Dale Earnhardt was dead on the racetrack at the age of 49?
MaryWho?

Rancho: Is God dead?
MaryWho?

Rancho: If you had to single out one sex scene with you in it as a prime example of your adult film work which scene would it be? In other words: Which movie can fans of Mary Carey not live without?
MaryMary Carey rules #3 and the new scene in Lick My Balls.

Rancho: What kind of person were you in high school?
MaryI was a total nerd.

Rancho: If California fell into the ocean where would all the pornstars go?
MaryTo Nevada bay.

Rancho: If you could direct the ultimate porn scene and had an unlimited budget who would be in it, where would they be and what would they be doing?
MaryThere\'d be helicopters and pyro and all of the LA Lakers would be fucking hotel clerks in a huge orgy.

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