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Abby Winters-My Broken Wrist

By: shortbus69
05-30-2008



Aahh...a sweet young amateur hottie from downunder diddling with herself down under.
 

If I could give this stars; I'd give it 5!

Review a website? That's allowed? You mean after all of this sifting through shoving women's heads in toilets, donkey punching, reverse bukkakes on unicycles (okay, I made the unicycle part up), I get to look at real women with real curves, real nooks and crannies, real glasses, real hair, real stories and real brains?

Two things immediately come to mind. One, life is good. Two, I need to move to Australia. I'm so lost on this glorious site, there's no telling where I'd get lost down under.

For those that don't know, launched in October of 2000, AbbyWinters.com is an Australian-based website that specializes in amateur girl-next-door models with natural breasts and in some cases natural pubes. From picture galleries to down-loadable and streaming videos, you get all kinds of solo and girl-on-girl sets, fetishes, and the company even got into the DVD business, and promptly won a Best Amateur Series industry award at the recent AEE convention in Las Vegas. There is no real mystery here to the concept: the natural, normal (hell, even bespectacled geeky!), teasing girl never goes out of style, and this group does it as well as anybody out there.

The organization of the site is simple enough for a troglodyte like me to navigate, and content-packed enough for the red-blooded lustbucket in me to deliriously drown in. Picture galleries are viewable and down-loadable by single frame or zip files in either full-set or custom configurations (a very convenient option). Videos can be streamed or downloaded in MPEG or WMV formats, depending on what platform you prefer.

Did I mention the site was content-packed? Not just quantity, either. We are talking severe cock-stiffening, muff-moistening quality. The whole thing for me can be summed up by the picture I'm eyeing at the moment: redhead Chloe B nuzzling her mouth into brunette Violet's neck while pinching her nipple, and the latter's wide-mouthed expression is pure lust, pure hot. The video? Let your imagination run.

Solo sets range from Chloe B's breast squeeze (I'm not even a breast man, but she's converting me), Melita with a hula hoop and getting out of her tights, Sally P oiling everything (including her perfect P) down, Susie's knee-weakening smile (and the rest of her), brunette Daniela in Daisy Duke shorts that are not to be believed, and bespectacled Gabrielle giggling and spreading her quim for the camera. One girl not enough? If you can make it through the "Yoga Girls" profile without having a heart attack, something is wrong with you. There's no point in trying to go further, it would take years to write this review. Although I must say I did love the "Orgasms with Visible Contractions" section. Go to "Deviations" and you get lactating mom Naomi, or the creampie-fingering couple Zena & Raph. Wait, I thought this was all solo and lesbian sets. Not that I would ever complain about that. But there's also a section called "Hot Dicking" (with real-life couples like Robin & Alexander) that is simply. Not. Fair. Okay, so it's only a few b/g sets, but they might do more in the future.

But wait. There's more. You get wallpapers and calendar pictures archived back to 2003, and even interactive boards where you can pass messages with the models, discuss technical aspects of photos and videos, read postings on NBA basketball (who cares about that when you're on the site?) and be entertained by comments from males, a.k.a. lucky-ass bastards, on the AW staff.

Life is better with goosebumps. Especially when you can see them.

 

 

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