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THE ART OF THE CUM FART

-from Jules Jordan Video

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Erik Everhard

Starring: Angelina Crow, Courtney Cummz, Ellen Saint, Jasmine Byrne, Julie Silver, Katja Kassin, Lara Stevens, Lucy Anne, Teagan

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I'm getting to be a broken record with these guys, and for the record I am not on the payroll, but the JJ crew are really doing great work with the massive two-disc packages full of primo smut. With this near five-hour juggernaut we spotlight one of Erik Everhard's favorite pastimes, the anal creampie, Preferably with the ability to push it back out. It's a compilation, but that doesn't mean we can't list a few favorite Kodak moments.

Brunette schoolgirls Lara Stevens and Angeline Crow trade off DP madness before Crow takes three loads into her pooper, which she poops out into Stevens' face. Courtney Cummz gets royally rimmed before going airtight with her group of guys, and even though she gets two warm deposits in her ass, she actually takes a great mouth pop, just to deviate from the script. Three aren't enough for Jasmine Byrne, she gets four. Love how she takes a massive load in the mouth before she gets really serious with the sandwiching and DP, ending with my personal favorite anal cum expulsion: a frothy mess spewed onto the hardwood floor, which Byrne licks up.

From disc two I liked, nay loved, the great oneonone between Teagan and Everhard, from the outdoor teasing and warm-up, to the indoor deepthroating, A2M, and messy anal creampie finish, which is both pushed out manually and pulled out by fingers. Katja Kassin, already an anal queen, gets DPed within an inch of her life with tons of A2M, and her asshole makes bubbles with all the protein. Ditto blond Ellen Saint, who takes internal shots and circlejerked shots into her gaping rectum, and it gets spoon-and-finger fed back to her.

Art? You can decide that. I just know I won't have any clam chowder anytime soon.

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DVD Features Include: two disc set | behind the scenes | multiple chapter stops | photo gallery | cumshot recap | playable worldwide


Running Time: 286 minutes | Production Date: 07-11-2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4559 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-01-02


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