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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Brad Armstrong

Starring: Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Clara G., Deep Threat, Derrick Pierce, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Kaylani Lei, Makayla Cox, Marcus London, Shyla Stylez, Tommy Gunn, Victoria Sin

by Lucy Vonne

Brad Armstrong knows how to deliver a good porn movie and this time it’s no different. Starring Kaylani Lei, it’s the story of how this young woman got into the world of prostitution and why there’s no turning back for her. A documentary crew is interviewing her for her story. But little do they know she had a deadly secret to share. I won’t ruin the surprise but I figured it out before the audience is told. Of course Kaylani’s story involves lots of sex.

How she got into prostitution was really accidental. She decides to meet up with a man she has met on the Internet played by Armstrong. She meets him in a hotel for sex. It’s a pretty steamy scene with them. Even if Armstrong is on the older side he still knows how to bang.

Kaylani is next seen with Deep Threat. They do it in a limo where her life changes forever. Didn’t do it for me but if you’re a fan of them you will enjoy it.

The best scene in the movie is the one with Victoria Sin and Niko. Kaylani is there watching and joins in for kisses every so often. Victoria is super sexy, she turns me on especially with her accent and tattoos. She dirty talks Niko as he bangs her and then does anal. Victoria totally into it, loves every second. I want in on this scene.

Kaylani’s next clients are a couple played by Tommy Gunn and Shyla Stylez. Shyla goes back and forth giving oral to Tommy and Kaylani. Then Tommy divides his time between the two ladies’ vaginas. All three get into it and serve up some hot sex.

When asked about any strange clients we get to see two of them. First Chris Cannon likes Kaylani to jerk him off at the opera. Then Barrett Blade likes to get head while going through the car wash. Quick little scenes that weren’t long enough for me to get into it, but sill entertaining.

Final scene is an orgy with Kaylani and her prostitute friends. I know when me and my friends hang out it always ends in an orgy. It starts with everyone in couples and ends in two threesomes. Derrick Pierce, Mikayla, and Kaylani all sizzle while pleasing each other. The others; Deep Threat, Jennifer Dark, and Devon Lee come in an ok second. Honestly I didn’t pay much attention to them because I was watching Derrick.

The ending like I said I saw coming. But if you don’t like it they have an alternative ending to watch. It was an entertaining well-made movie that I will recommend to others.

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DVD Features Include: shot and mastered in hd | multiple languages - english and spanish | behind the scenes | star galleries | photo gallery | star stats | bloopers | chapters | motion menus | parental lock | company profile | promotional material | playable worldwide | trailer for the ac

Production Date: 01-29-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 972 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-11-08

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