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-from Adam And Eve Productions

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: various

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Allysin Chains, Angel Long, Ashley, Carmen Luvana, Chelsea Blue, Cheyenne Silver, Ginger Paige, Jade, Jasmine Klein, Jody Moore, Keri Windsor, Nakita Kash, Nina Ferrari, Nina Hartley, Shay Sweet, Shayla LaVeaux, Stormy, Tianna Kai, Venus

by Sleazegrinder

Dude, what can I tell ya? This is a comp o' lesbo scenes, see, and it’s 4 HOURS LONG. Christ, you’ll have to take a day offa work. With 20 scenes spanning the ages and everybody from Nina Hartley and Keri Windsor to Jewel De’Nyle and (the amazing) Carmen Luvana, yer faves both nu and old school are all bound to be here, having each other for lunch. Awesome. Pick this up on the way home and masturbate yerself into a bloody mess. You may never need a girlfriend again.

Does HOT CHERRY PIES sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

DVD Features Include: motion menu | bonus scene | photo gallery | website information

Running Time: 250 minutes | Production Date: 10-04-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 10576 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 03-24-2004

Reader comments

LarryD (Chief Monkey Spanker) says:
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Dear Larry,

Not only do we enjoy eating meat, but we also like to cram spare ribs up our assholes and fuck raw chickens until they're stinking piles of goo. Good luck finding a tofu-based porn review site!

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