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CUM IN MY ASS NOT IN MY MOUTH 2
CUM IN MY ASS NOT IN MY MOUTH 2

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Erik Everhard

Starring: Elen Saint, Jessica, Julie Silver, Liliane, Lucy Lee, Teagan

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Wow, this is probably the worst kind of DVD for me to review. Every single scene features a chick with two guys sharing her naughty spots. DP freaks are going to be in heaven with this one that's for sure. There' maybe ten minutes of total running time where there isn't a female getting her two holes filled! It's pretty crazy. You should see the gape shots on this thing. It's down right obscene.

This is definitely the kind of porno flick where you either love it or hate it. I personally thought it was boring as hell. The chicks are all hot pieces of ass but seriously, how long can you watch a girl get DP'd for? I don't know, maybe it's just me but after about the fiftieth DP it gets kinda old!

There's a total of five threesomes going on in "Cum in My Ass Not My Mouth 2". All of them go on for an eternity before one dude spooges into a girls ass and the other guy uses it for lube to get himself off. Pretty gay if you ask me. This movie is probably a two rating for me but I'm giving it five stars because I know there are people who dig this stuff and will love this DVD. The bonus shag is with new superstar Teagan(the reason I got this DVD) but it's pretty disappointing. It's just a one position(missionary anal)fuck with way to many close-ups. No P.O.V BJ or nothin'. Oh, well.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | boner footage | cum fiesta | photo gallery


Running Time: 175 minutes | Production Date: 12-08-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 15758 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-19-2004


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