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BLOW ME SANDWICH 4
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-from Zero Tolerance

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Greg Alves

Starring: Alexis, Ariana Jolie, Cytherea, Dark Angel, Estella, Jane Darling, Janet, Julia Crow, Lola, Marie Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Sharon Wild, Sue Diamond

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Blow Me Sandwich 4 is more scenes of POV tag team blowjobs from Zero Tolerance. OK. What you get here are 6-8 scenes (sorry, I forgot to write it down, 16 girls total so probably 8). Each scene inculdes two girls who waltz in, do a little striptease and then proceed to suck the stunt dick. It's filmed in such a way that you never see more of the dude than his knees and his dick so yes, I suppose you could pretend that's you and your 10 foot dick.

The dick-sucking is fairly vanilla - for these days anyway. There's no gagging or head-fucking really. It's all just normal lapping on cocks. Which isn't bad. What is a downer is that the comeshots are all pretty weak. No blasting facials here, just whatever the guy had left in his nads after shooting porn for the rest of the week, I guess. And the girls don't kiss as often as I wanted either. That might just be me, but I doubt it.

The girls are all fairly hot, many of them European. Some of them you'll recognize like Ariana Jolie and Cytherea; others you likely haven't seen before. None of them blew me away with their cock-hungry-ness but there was nothing dissatisfying about this movie either. There's a 13 minute bonus scene that's more of the same (2 chicks POV-blowjobing a dick).

I guess I could prattle on but there's really no reason to. What you get here is pretty cut and dried. The POV format is pretty effective if you're drunk/high/imaginative and the girls are hot enough to get you up. Bad would be the comeshots, but otherwise, solid.

Does BLOW ME SANDWICH 4 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: bonus scene | comeshot loop | behind the scenes | photo gallery | auto-restart


Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-04-2004

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 7941 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 05-16-2004


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