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TALES FROM THE SCRIPT 2
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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Jerome Tanner

Starring: August, Avy Scott, Ben English, Brittney Skye, Brooke Balentyne, Evan Stone, Jill Shaye, Joel Lawrence, Judy Starr, Kellie Passion, Lee Stone, Mark Davis

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OK, I gotta make this fast because there are a lot of cats to skin today. Tales from the Script 2 has the same theme of the first one - a couple recites urban folklore stories (often with a sexual theme, of course) and then you get to watch re-inactments of these stories. The stories aren't too crazy, definitely not as funny as some of the stuff that Jerome Tanner has put out but there's nothing that will have you rolling your eyes too much either. The sex scenes are generally brief, generally vaginal and probably would make good couples fare as much as anything. There are raunchier segments here at there (the DVD has one anal scene for example) but overall the sex is very much what you'd expect. Here's a scene breakdown for you:

1. Brittany Skye and I think that's Kellie Passion simultaneously masturbate themselves into blushes on a bed. It's pretty great and gets even better when the girls bump butts with a double dildo. Nice!

2. In this continuation of the first scene, Kellie gets snuck up on by a Dick in the Night. His name is Evan Stone (of course, who else do you give the lunatic role to?). Kellie doles out good head and gets her hootchy coo crumpled like a paper flower.

3. After Judy Starr kickboxes (!) Lee Stone in an alley they have outdoor sex. Judy is cute and will definitely appeal to fans of Gauge as she's petite and has a nice face. The come shot lathers her pussy with unclean-ness.

4. OK, now there's a hilarious airplane-going-down sequence where everybody jumps out of the plane. Yeah. Then Brooke Balentyne and Mark Davis do dirty things in the plane's seats. Brooke is freaky in this..OK, have you ever seen The Craft? There's that girl with the TEETH. That's Brooke. She deepthroats Mark till there are tears rolling down her cheeks and then does some anal.

5. Hottie Latino August and Ben English fuck in a jail cell. The come shot goes on her twat.

6. And lastly, Avy Scott and Joel Lawrence pair up for a good BJ and traditional fuck before the final drizzling comeshot on her bajingo.

A decent movie. I'm giving it a 3. It's worth picking up if you see it as a rental. There are probably better Jerome Tanner movies to permantly add to your collection though.

Does TALES FROM THE SCRIPT 2 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | interactive menu | photo gallery | chapter and subchapter selection | playable worldwide


Running Time: 80 minutes | Production Date: 02-14-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3150 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-06-2003


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