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RAIN COATER\'S POINT OF VIEW 3
RAIN COATER\'S POINT OF VIEW 3

-from Red Light District

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Vince Vouyer

Starring: Alexia Knight, Amee Donovan, Brooke Balentyne, Holly Stevens, Mandy Bright, Nikki Dawn

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OK, Red Light's got another POV style movie for all mah POV people. I didn't say POD people. I said POV people. For those of you that were out looking for Martha Stewart craft ideas and ran into Rancho instead, POV means that the video was shot so that it looks like you're the man fucking the girl. So, the camera is kinda where the guy's face is and he looks down at his dick. It's like old-school interactive stuff. Make sense? Good, let's continue. To make your Happy Pumpkin Halloween Decorations, first you need some Elmer's Glue, some glitter...heh, just seeing if you're awake.

Raincoater's POV stars 6 girlies that are horny and ready to go. They work well with the POV format which encourages them to talk to "you" in dirty ways. So, you'll see plenty of teasing, crawling up the stairs and masturbating before the movie settles down for some real sex. It's pretty cut and dried stuff: no music, no multiple angles, etc.

Mandy Bright goes first. Her name cracks me up every time because she doesn't understand much English so she sure doesn't appear too "bright." Luckily she gets her ass nailed which more than makes up for her talking. And I mean her ass, not like her "ass" as in her "tail" as in her "pussy." With me? One thing that this movie really excels at is the comeshot. You can't really control the comeshot. It's kind of random thing. But luckily, all the spunk ends up almost perfectly in the girl's mouths on this DVD. I like that better than all-over-the-face-ness. Others will disagree.

Then we have Brooke Balentyne, who's look is unique if nothing else. She's got a big mouth. And says good things like "Fuck my cunt!" Only vaginal here though. Next there's Nikki Dawn battling another faceless dick. Ah yeah, she's cute but again, it's only vaginal sex. Not bad though.

Fourth, you'll see Alexia Knight, another girl who doesn't speak much English ("My English is not so good. My sex is very good.") but she's got a nice snizz and this seem has plenty for anal-fiends to mingle over and discuss while eating sardines. Holly Stevens gets juicy next and it must have just been average because I don't remember it much. She gives good head and then gets her pussy boinked.

And finally, Amee Donovan fills out the movie. The back of the box says it's her very first video sex scene. I don't know if that's true or not but she looks like a pro either way. Amee loves to get her boobs bouncing while she humpyhumps and that's a great wonder of nature. She looks good on the end of a stick (kinda like a corn dog) no matter what hole the stick is in. And it goes in all of them for this scene. And she gets come in her nose.

From the mouth of the Rancho Cow, I rate this a 3.5 rounded to a 4. The girls were all quality even if the POV thing is kind of...I dunno. I guess it just depends on if you like your porn staged, POVed or amateured...

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DVD Features Include: photo gallery | boner footage | behind the scenes | trailers


Running Time: 138 minutes | Production Date: 03-06-2003

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3805 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-05-2003


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Classic!

Pornfreak gives this movie 5



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