by
Kris Kjorness
Okey Dokey. This here is Adrenaline Lust, courtesy of Tyce Bune and TNA Productions. The movie starts with a quote from Tyce: "Of all the drugs, I lust for adrenaline." Hmmm. Me too. And what better what to get your blood pumping than crotch rockets of both the mechanical and physical variety doing fun stunts? There's a lot of footage in this flick of dudes doing wheelies on Ninjas. Lots and lots of footage. And some guy in a green car spinning his tires and stuff. It's OK but I don't really think bikes are that great. If you, however, are Cool as Ice, you'll probably dig seeing babes and bikes in the same movie. A lot of the sex takes place on or around bikes too.
There are 3 sex scenes though you could probably count it as 5 since two of them start of with 2 chicks doing lesbian chores that eventually evolve into a threesome with a guy. I'm going to get all the girls names wrong, for sure. They're all OK - nobody drop dead gorgeous but nobody drop dead either. Camera quality and such is decent.
We start with Kelly Richards being all horny and wet under a sprinkler near a bike. I'm just going to call these things bikes. I usually just call them crotch rockets but that's too long and too confusing since there are so many other crotches involved. The music is a little redundant (hopefully you want to hear the guy sing "Oh baby baby let the sun come and shine on me" a lot) but the sex is pretty yummy and wet. All the comeshots are "guarenteed cream pies." The guy comes in Kelly and then keeps going until she looks like she has shaving cream coming out of her slit. At least I hope that was frothed up come. It better have been.
Bella and another girl poke each other with a great glass dildo before hogging up on John West (I think). There's a lot of anal and lots of ATM. Lots of anal. The final scene is similar with two girls poking each other with that same glass dong and then getting their heads, vaginas and butts boofed by a single he-man. There are multiple comeshots in this one unless my eyes decieve me, but with the cream pie it's sort of hard to tell.
So, I rate this one a 3 - it's all good but nothing that pushed it into the upper limits for me. It had plenty of decent action and some stunt biking thrown in there for no real reason other than dudes poppin' wheelies are cool!
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DVD Features Include: chapter preview | interactive menus | playable worldwide | photo gallery
Running Time: 138 minutes | Production Date: 01-02-2003
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DATE POSTED: 05-27-2003
Reader comments
wayyyne (director) says:
boring...i think brooke should be a mega starrrr the rest are just making me wish brooke was back on screen. I wish i had the $$$ to get brooke all to myself and make her what she should be!
wayyyne gives this movie 1
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