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CABLE GUY SEX #3

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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Angelina, Kelly Kyle, Nyla Knox, Ryan Sky, Victoria Vonn

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Colton has no idea what he is doing but he is going to fix Angelina’s cable because she is hot. She doesn’t seem to be having much trouble wit her TV but he soon has his fingers in her pussy checking things out. I don’t know much about Angelina but she is young and cute and gives nice head. Nice.

Gotti thinks Kelly has ordered DSL but he is going to deliver some big dick instead then gives a lame excuse for having a camera guy with him. Again I don’t know Kelly but she sure is cute with a nice body. Weak story but who cares. A very slow starting scene but it ends up pretty nice.

Stefan and Nyla are arguing about the service she is due. They work things out so she gets serviced and gets cable too. Nyla is a cute 19 year old brunet who has done only a handful of movies. Probably the best scene of the movie.

Colton, the cable guy, finds Ryan working in the backyard watering the plants. She balks at the price and suggests an alternate payment plan. Ryan is a cute 19 year old brunet with a bad case of acne on her ass. She is soon giving him a down payment before he puts his cable in her cable box and services her well

Dave is looking for Victoria’s house but when he finds it there doesn’t appear to be any body at home. He finally finds her in the hot tub and she is pissed because he is 15 minutes late. Victoria is a cute 20 year old brunet with a hot body in a hot bikini. She gets him to put lotion on her before he gives her the basic cable service plan. Nice.

If you forget the story lines, the dialogue, and the acting you get a pretty decent fuck film. All the girls were young, cute and exhibited good energy levels while getting soundly fucked. That’s about all we expect from porn.

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DVD Features Include: bonus solo scene | cumshot review | photo gallery | trailers


Running Time: 130 minutes | Production Date: 01/15/2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 832 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2010-03-12


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