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Ack Ack Chewahwah
Screaming Orgasms has without a doubt become one of my favorite series. No where else will you see girls coming with such ferocity and abandon. #10 follows in the footsteps of the previous chapters offering you 5 girls who talk dirty, stuff themselves full of strange and wonderful toys and finally hop aboard the ride-able vilbratin' Sybian for some of the biggest onscreen Os you've ever seen. And look at the glorious cover for this installment! Man, that's what's it's all about.
My only complaint here is that the girls aren't up to par with some of the chicks in the previous chapters. I mean, they're all OK and it's all good but basically it breaks down to an asian, two gap-toothed hoes and a couple of sweaty blonde piglets. And some of these girls are real drama queens. By that I mean they spend a lot of time PRETENDING to come. They flip their hair around, they go "Awwwwww Ahhhhh" etc. etc. The Sybian usually cancels out the drama queen in most girls and gives them a bonifide good time so they don't have to fake it but Chloe Dior and Monique Dane never really get away from their faking acts.
1. Nyomi. Some sort Asian. Probably my favorite of the DVD. They couldn't have found a hornier girl, that's for sure. She stuffs her fingers, a clear dong, a vibrator (she comes) and a big red dong in there before taking a crippling journey on the Sybian.
2. Naudia Nyce. The first of the gap-toothed. Sorry, I don't mean to be petty. I just notice these things. Auburn haired. I appreciated all the squishy noises and she has the second best scene with her Sybian performance.
3. Chloe Dior. Really overdoes the drama queen thing as mentioned. She boffs herself with a glass dildo amoung other things before really being loud and annoying on the Sybian. I like quiet mush not loud mush but then again the series IS called Screaming Orgasms.
4. Hollie. The second of the gap-toothed. Sort of an old-fashioned looking blonde if that makes sense. I wrote down something else about her but I can't read it.
5. Monique Dane. Not super attractive and REALLY a drama queen.
So, I rate this a three. The first 2 scenes were super and definitlely enough to get you off but the rest was basically average. It's a great masturbation series thats' for sure.
Does SCREAMING ORGASMS 10 sound like it's
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DVD Features Include: chapter search | photo gallery | 110 minutes of trailers | playable worldwide
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 02-19-2003
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3542 to read this Rancho Review. DATE POSTED: 05-22-2003
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