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    Director: Will Ryder

    Starring: Jaelyn Fox, Jenny Hendrix, Lana Violet, Melody Nakai, Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black

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    Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody

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    The parody trend continues with this ode to crazy colored sweaters and pudding lovers everywhere. And it has to be said, if Thomas Ward was making money doing Cosby impressions at The Heaping Bucket of Laff Shack, I wouldn't be surprised.

    But even while this has a lot in common with other television parodies that have come down the pike (canned laughter, attention to detail in the sets and wardrobe, etc.), this one just has the feel of the original. The campiness works, and when it's time to lay pipe, that works too.

    Denise (Misty Stone) doesn't know whether to go all the way with her boyfriend, and nobody in the family is able to give much in the way of sage advice. So she does what all young girls do in that situation, frig themselves silly. She lubes up the bare quim and then pries herself with a purple ribbed vibe, which is of course taste tested for sweetness.

    Denise evidently isn't ready to give up the hoo ha for her guy just yet, as evidenced by the about face she gives at the slumber party she goes to. The slumber party turns into an orgy, but Denise/Misty doesn't want to be pressured into having sex. So she leaves, and blond Sarah Vandella gets the party started by planting a kiss on Denise's man and going right for the package. Blond Jaelyn Fox joins for some tag-team head action, and everybody is off to the races, including Lana Violet, Jenny Hendrix, Tori Black and Jay Ashley. The action jumps around like crazy, filled with face planting deep-throats, trade off fucking, "I need a pussy on my face" commands, and a couple of tongue pops and cumswapping to end a bright college day.

    After that, the next vignette features Tori Black attacking Theo (Tyler Knight), who takes his friend Cockroach to the slumber party after a disgusted Denise comes home describing what the party was like. I mean, I'd skip a Knicks game because it's a fucking Knicks game, but for Theo it's all about the pussy. The party is invaded, and the rest of the party leaves to go skinny dipping, leaving Theo and Tori to have at it on the well used couch. Good POV BJ action before the DATY, cowgirl variations, doggie style, sideways, and a great mouth pop with postcum sucking.

    Denise/Misty thankfully comes back later in the film for a more proper sex scene. Not happy with her boyfriend's dalliance, and that she is the last Cosby virgin at this point in the film, she wants to lose her cherry with a nice grudge fuck with this white dude she met at college. Wearing a Rubik's Cube T-shirt. Ah, the attention to 80s detail. It's straight to the parents' bedroom for the energetic fuck, including cocksucking that belies her virgin status, DATY, sideways, cowgirl variations (love the baby blue and pink kneehighs in RCG), doggie style, and a healthy mouth pop that only a virgin could pull off. Wow.

    Other highlights include MILF Claire (Monica Foster) flashing back to a 60s-era college flashback fuck with great hand/mouth action on the cock and jiggly doggie style (facial finish), and little sister Vanessa (Melody Nakai) shaking her big booty all over Cockroach in cowgirl variations and taking a pop on the tongue

    Special mention has to go to the bonus material, which is by their account over ten hours worth. I didn't exactly keep a stopwatch, but there are enough behind the scenes vignettes to keep you busy for a month.

    It's been difficult for me to go for a lot of these parodies, since I'm mainly a horndog for the sex, but Not The Cosby's successfully delivers the hot fucking, the campiness and the funny, and even original music that brings back memories of the NBC sitcom.

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    DVD Features Include: 2 disc set | animated chapters | behind the scenes | digitally mastered for dvd | hustler trailers | interviews | movie previews | photo slide show | playable worldwide | previews | trailers

    Running Time: 149 minutes | Production Date: 03-31-2009

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2010 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2009-10-14

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