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NASTY NYMPHOS 5
NASTY NYMPHOS 5 Buy DVD

-from Anabolic

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Christopher Alexander

Starring: Anna Malle, Chad Thomas, Dominique Winters, Jon Dough, Mark Davis, Melissa Hill, Mike Horner, Misty Rain, Rebecca Lord, Sean Michaels, Tera Heart, Tess Newheart, Tom Byron

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Nasty Nymphos 5 is a porn movie that shows 6 scenes of ass busting on broads that range from honey sweet, like Rebecca Lord, to freaks like Anna Malle. The scenes were all shot like 10 years or more ago so the broads were in their prime and not old hags like they are now. Most of them could use a trim on their bush but they were new to porn movies back then and that makes it better than their grasp to keep in porn now. The picture was not as good as you'd expect in a new movie and the sound seemed like it was done on a home camera but you can see it all and hear it all. The music was fucking lame but isn't all porno music shitty?

Scene 1: Rebecca Lord and Mark Davis
Scene 2: Tess Newheart and Tom Byron (A)
Scene 3: Melissa Hill and Mike Horner
Scene 4: Anna Malle and Jon Dough (A)
Scene 5: Tera Heart and Sean Michaels (A)
Scene 6: Misty Rain, Dominique Winters and Chad Thomas (A)

If you like any of these broads in their later movies, you'll like them better here. They were young and hungry so they had fewer limits. Most of them did anal here and sucked cock like champs. That's why we pay for these things, to see it all. Gonzo porn from the old school, that's what Anabolic does best. I'm rating this one higher because it had some great sex mixed in with the okay stuff. Lots of fucking for your money make it worth it.

Does NASTY NYMPHOS 5 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: digitally remastered | no regional coding | photo gallery | preview trailers


Running Time: 141 minutes | Production Date: 07-03-1995

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3543 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 06-24-2003


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