by
The Big Dick
Kimmy's a clairvoyant. That's why she's wearing that mini-skirt, failing tube-top and white cotton undies. Kimmy accompanies an LAPD officer to a giant stone mansion in order to...well, to find out something about two missing women. Something is right as Kimmy's visions at the scene quickly turn into DP fuckathons. Even though all this makes for a rather shitty, vague story, I kinda liked the way Kimmy "felt" the visions. Heh-heh.
The first vision finds blonde Jody Moore fucking two dudes in all sorts of unholy ways. One of the guys has not one, but two genital piercings (one in the head of his dick and one in his nutsack) to adorn his fucked-up looking penis. After some rudimentary fingerbangin' and pussy-eatin' the guys quickly move towards their goal: pistoning double penetration action. Jody seems to like it OK - just the fact that she endures it with such patience is commendable. (Actually all the the girls on this film are good at enduring. That's what it's all about the in JM world of fuck-her-till-she's-numb.) Finally, after bouncing with glee from one pecker to the other, Jody gets both of the lucky boys off.
After watching Kimmy act amazed (or was that "shocked"?) for awhile, her next vision shows her Cheryl Dynasty doling out the headsgiving to two chumps on the lawn. The blowjobs here are pretty extreme and great. Lots of spittle and the occasional gag (sigh, if only MY penis was that big...) Cheryl takes some great fucking in the vag before sticking her tight ass up in the air for some anal railing. These guys don't hold back - it's some real frantic brutal shit, let me tell ya. But Cheryl seems to like it. Yes, she ENDURES. God knows how. She makes appealing noises too - little gasps that seem more appropriate for a rollercoaster rider. Besides the fact that skinny guys should not do porn, the scene is a decent one, even sticking in a few positions that are original even if they don't really work out.
By now, the LAPD officer has gathered the facts on the missing women (???) and he leaves Kimmy to chill out on the lawn. Before you know it, a giant black man has popped out of the bushes and the creepy blowjob music has begun! The officer arrives just in time to see Kimmy giving a heartfelt blowjob to...thin air! Air-blowjobbing! Not just any actress can pull that off! So, what's the officer to do but stick his dick right in that air-blowjobbing mouth? The camera angles here are great and once the lenses is blasted with spit from the violent head taking place above. Pokey oriental titties meet pasty white man dick meet monstrous black dick for the next ten minutes or so as Kimmy takes on both men, real or imagined. This is probably the least successful scene on the tape and it felt the shortest as well. But you just can't beat the instant slow-mo replay of the massive moneyshot at the end. That was solid gold. When poor confused Kimmy wakes up with the officer's dick on her chin and his gunk in her mouth, he assures her, "It's just a vision, Kimmy." and they walk off naked into the sunset. Ha, whatever!
While it's extremely doubtful that any of these girls were DP first-timers (as the box claims), it was still a pretty good flick.
Does D.P. VISIONS sound like it's
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DVD
DVD Features Include: full length feature | a behind the scenes featutrette | large photo gallery | playable worldwide | interactive menus | cast biographies | subscene breakdown | digital clarity | chapter selections | autorepeat | parental lock
Running Time: 90 minutes | Production Date: 11-06-2001
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DATE POSTED: 04-17-2002
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