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FIVE STARS
FIVE STARS

-from Andrew Blake

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Andrew Blake

Starring: Aria Giovanni, Dita Von Tesse, Janine Lindemuler, Sasha Grey, Tera Patrick

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Andrew Blake is one of the most famous and creative filmmakers in the world of porn. In his “5 Stars” he has collected his best scenes from 5 of the industries top stars; Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey, Janine Linemulder, Dita Von Tease and Aria Govanni. There are many scenes dedicated to each of these women.

Dita Von Tease is a world famous pin up. We see her perform with Anita Blond and Nina in a variety of scenes. There is spanking, teasing, crops and even a high heel with a dildo on it. The girls look beautiful together and it’s very stylized.

Tera Patrick is a goddess and Blake catches that perfectly. Ladies Dahlia Grey, Regina Hall and Victoria play with her. The music that he chooses is very sensual and fits nicely. In one scene the women are rubbing fruit on Tera’s naked body and licking and eating it off. Which then leads to some mild oral. The next scene goes back and forth between 2 girls and 3 girls. Very sensual and beautiful girl on girl action.

Janine Linemulder is another porn legend. Playing with girls such as Julia Anne, Kim Wilde and Paula Price. One scene was actually Janine’s first ever scene that featured Julia and the famous ice dildo. An un-tattooed Janine looks gorgeous while eating out the other ladies. Another scene she is in pin up dress getting teased with a crop. That was a really hot scene.

Aria Govanni is a sultry seductive woman. Her scenes are solo or with another in this film. Intense music was picked for her, which fit really well with the intensities of her scenes. She plays with Kelle Marie and Justine Joli and really enjoys it. In one scene when she kisses the breasts of the other girl lipstick gets all over them and it looked really hot and turned me on. Another scene she plays with a crop, which I love.

Sasha Grey is huge right now and Blake has caught her intensity and sexual appeal on camera. She plays with Faith Leon and Claire Adams. Sometimes all together and others are one on one. Sasha gets tied up in a few positions and has toys used on her to make her cum. However sometimes they just tie her up and spin her from the ceiling. A really good scene was when she in the make up chair and Faith comes in to join her. They take some really close up shots of her vagina and the naughty fun that they have.

This was a very beautiful, sensual and intense movie. If you want something special and classy then this movie is for you. I did miss the penis though, but I always miss the penis not matter what. Even now I miss the penis.

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Running Time: 120 minutes

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 362 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-06-24


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