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I didn’t like the way the first scene started. It seemed slow, stupid, poorly lit and had poor acting and lasted way too long. But if you skip the first half, the second half gets much better. Chris picks up a hooker, Ryder, in his limo where she gives him a BJ. They then go to his place where she takes a bath and masturbates. Boring. But Angelina comes in and after some long drawn out video review, she and Ryder get together and give us a good scene.
Bree is shopping for plants when Joe recognizes her. They talk for a while before she takes him home for an audition. Bree is a cute 22 year old blonde with a hot body and is great fun to watch. When she gets him home she gets right down to it and fucks him silly. A very good scene with Bree taking a mouth and face full of cum.
Nikki and Julia are involved in a reality show where they can’t have cock for 2 weeks. They get tempted with dildos but make it to the final day when they finally get to fuck Scott. Julia is a cute 22 year old brunet with a nice body and lots of tattoos. Nikki is an attractive 27 year old with brunet hair. A hard charging scene with both girls getting lots of dick and taking a load to their faces.
Carmel is an angel with a split personality. Sometimes she is a bad angel in black and sometimes a good angel in white. Carmel is an attractive 23 year old blonde Latina with a great body. She finally finds her true self and sucks and fucks Tony in a strip club as the bad angel. A nice scene with Carmel taking it up the ass.
The last scene was another example of bad acting, and stupid, senseless antics. We are watching a parody of American Idol when Whitney does some really bad singing but says her best talent is sucking cock. So she sucks one of the judges but doesn’t get him off before he kicks her off stage. Then we get to watch a long bit with an oriental guy trying to sing/rap/make an ass of himself. If you fast forward through the first part and get to where Jayden appears, it gets better. Jayden’s talent is also sucking cock and she starts blowing one of the judges when another judge, August, joins in and together they suck and fuck themselves to stardom.
This movie had lots of nice looking girls and some good sex, but way too much garbage where you should make use of your fast forward button.
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DVD Features Include: bonus scene
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 03/05/2009
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 713 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-06-11
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