Straight Movie
Reviews
Gay Movie
Reviews
Sex Toy
Reviews
Porn
Stars
  Sex Toy
Store
PPV
Video
VOD
Store
DVD
Store
The
Rest
   Cooters Best Movies   |   Pooters Worst Movies   |   Recent Reviews   |   Forum   |   Featured   |   Ranch Hands

Newest Adult
Movie Reviews

  1. Lesbian Psychodramas #4
  2. Lesbian Psychodramas #2 - The Land Ladies
  3. Lesbian Psychodramas #1
  4. Hustler\'s Busty Beauties - Top Shelf Titties
  5. Homegrown Video 764 - You Can Cum On Me
  6. Touch And Blow
  7. The Stepmother #4 - Her Secret Past
  8. Shane Diesel\'s Cuckold Stories #2
  9. Deep In The Butt
  10. Nasty Make-up 2
 
 

This Month's Hot Movie Reviews

  1. Lesbian Psychodramas #2 - The Land Ladies
  2. Shane Diesel\'s Cuckold Stories #2
  3. Big Sexy Titties
  4. Blacks On Blondes - Race Relations #2
  5. Deep In The Butt
  6. Dare Dorm #9
  7. Homegrown Video 764 - You Can Cum On Me
  8. The Stepmother #4 - Her Secret Past
  9. Touch And Blow
  10. Lesbian Psychodramas #4
 
 

Adult Movie
Directory

A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 
JENNA HAZE’S CUM-SPOILED SLUTS

-from Jules Jordan Video

Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Jenna Haze

Starring: Alyssa Hall, bobbi starr, Jenna Haze, Nikki Rhodes, riley evans

4 kleenexes
Scooby Doo - A XXX Parody


Read our Review

Order Now!
New Sex Toys
Get it on DVD $42.97 |
shortbus69
by shortbus69

Congratulations Ms. Haze, and welcome to the director's chair. In her directorial debut, she's sure of two things. One, you're gonna get some hardcore fucking, shot with a glamorous touch. Two, you're gonna get a lotta Jenna, because as we all know about directors, they've got to get their rocks off multiple times in a vid. Wouldn't you?

The opening tease, which goes from fuzzy white to clear, features Jenna in some white lingerie and sheer nylons. The smoldering eye contact, leads too a stroll into the living room, where her stunt cock James Deen is in a t-shirt and jeans. A bit of rimming, dining at the Y and fingering has Jenna cooing in her own familiar way. Also familiar is her cock worship, complete with hand-twisting that would make any mortal lose the load right there. We go into standing cowgirl then move to sitting cowgirl, face sitting, sideways, P2M, missionary, some spectacular anal RCG (he hooks his arms around her knees and pulls them all the way back, yum), sideways anal, A2M, doggie anal, a bit of face to face masturbation (she taps on a buttplug on her ass as she jills off), and he jacks himself to a spraying finish all over her body. One of the few times I won't be shrugging at a self-jacked finish. Volcanic hot scene, great chemistry between the two.

The final scene is a oneonone doozy as well, this time Jenna is paired with Scott Nails. This one has a bit of a skit, Jenna as a sexy real estate agent showing off a house. Among other things. Whoever chose this outfit, good job. It's a sexy dress, but Scott lifts the skirt and it's simple black, black lacy stockings. Ladies will enjoy this scene too as Scott is much better dressed than lazy James (just kidding). She two fists him and worships, and if the house isn't sold by this point the guy ain't human. But she goes further, giving up for DATY, then fucking doggie style (man those stockings are nice), P2M, some ridiculously hot body gyrating RCG, regular CG so we can watch her butt, sideways anal with A2M, doggie style, and then you get something very cool for the finish. A self-jacked pop on the tongue with a bit of sucking, then back into a frantic bit of doggie style before a second self-jacked mouth pop. Yeah, Jenna, you go get the paperwork. Consider the house sold.

Another really good scene is with maid Bobbi Starr, who gets into some serious trouble cleaning Jenna's house. Jenna's getting dressed for a shoot, and of course Bobbi steals the cocks (that's two) slated to do the scene. She's got to put on a show for Jenna, and it starts with the expert deepthroating that we know Bobbi can dish out. While deepthroating guy #1, guy #2 can't help lifting up her black latex skirt, ripping her white fishnets, and fucking her doggie style. The sideways fucking with blowjob (completing the sandwich) turns anal, and Jenna exclaims, "You're a full-service maid, aren't you?" Then there's some doggie anal that goes into spankin' doggie DP and RCG DP. There's a bit of choking from time to time as well. A messy double facial ends a great scene.

Other highlights include Riley Evans's ass in anal doggie style and the facial finish, little Alyssa Hall replacing her lolli with a real cock (great RCG too, with a facial finish), and from the three way with Jenna and Nikki Rhodes, I'll take the tagteam blowjob, a side order of firebush, some great cowgirl variations with Jenna holding the camera, and a cumshot slurped off of Jenna.

Does JENNA HAZE’S CUM-SPOILED SLUTS sound like it's right up your alley?

While we get that in stock check out other Porno flicks like it at our General Store.


DVD Features Include: 16x9 anamorphic widescreen | 2 discs | behind the scenes | cumshot recap | multiple chapter stops | no regional coding | photo gallery | shot in hd | trailers


Running Time: 252 minutes | Production Date: 01-17-2009

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1647 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2009-05-13


Reader comments


What do you think?

Tell us what you think about the movie or the review. Maximum of 255 characters. If you need more than that, email us about being an official Rancho reviewer. If you're more scene breakdowns, etc., check cavr.com or the iafd. We're after something different from our reviewers.


Name (What's your name or pseudonym?)

Your title (Are you a fan? Pornstar? Director?)

E-mail address (OPTIONAL. Will not be published on the site or added to an email list. We promise.)

Your Rating of this DVD


(How many stars do you give this movie?)


Comments: (html not allowed)

characters left:

Access Code:
security image

Enter Access Code:
 

Find More Reviews:

Search review text...



Include
Unreviewed

IAFD

Reviews on IAFD


Free Video Clips

Surfer Girls
HAND JOBS to surfer guys, fuck like mad.
-
Extreme Schoogirls
Innocent Molly get assfucked in her roller skates!
-
Daddy's Little Princess
Daddy's little girl is having fun in 3 Ways!
-
Pigtail Cuties
Innocent girls do anything you ask them to.
-
Simply Bella: The anal mistress
She loves ass-to-mouth!
-
Naughty Teens Who Like It In Their Ass
What else can we say?
-
Midget Banzai Bang
See these sexy midgets BANG!
-
Spanish Harlem
Think of a hot spicy Latina girl
-
Lesbian Heaven
There is no Heaven without lesbians...duh!
-
Ginger Lynn The Movie
80s Classic!
-
Double The Fun 2 On 1 #3
Equals 12?
-
Oops She's My Friends Wife #1
Why does this always happen
-
Cream Pie P.O.V. #3
P.O.P. in the P.O.O.P.E.R.
-
I Wanna Cum Inside Your Mom
Things to never say to your brother
-
Her First Lesbian Sex Volume #3
Yipee!
-
The Fashionistas
Best Adult Movie ever?
Probably
-
Swallow My Squirt #2
Get my straw?
-
Cheating Housewives
Like Desperate Housewives with gapes Universal Max #3
Kelly Fuckin' Wells 1st Scene
Un fuckin' believable
-
Space Invaderz
Like the video game
with double anal gaping
and no video game
-
Feeding Frenzy #4
Porn's version of the Atkins Diet
-
Lex The Impaler #2
Most accurate title ever

Adult Movie Reviews | Gay Movie Reviews | Porn Stars | Sex Toy Reviews | The Rest
Pay Per Videos | Video on Demand | Adult DVD Store | Sex Toy Store

Copyright 1999-2007 - ranchocarne.com