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AMERICAN MILF 2 ENTER THE COUGAR
AMERICAN MILF 2 ENTER THE COUGAR

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Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Spyder Jonez

Starring: Austin Kincaid, Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Raquel Devine, Shayla LaVeaux

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In case you didn't know, aren't into metal, or generally haven't been paying attention, the man also known as Spyder Jonez, and Tera Patrick's husband, is Evan Sinefeld. You might know him as a member of the hard rock band Biohazard, or that reality show that I can't remember the name of at the moment (Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Scott Ian of Anthrax and Jason Bonhmam were in it). But what Evan really wants to do is direct, and he's introducing his own line of gonzo web-based material. He be a Rockstar Pimp, yo.

This volume examines the scientific phenomenon known as the cougar, and you get some of the normal setups that you would expect threading the story together. Receptionist Lisa Ann finds out about her high school reunion, so she's got to warm up by blowing a guy (self-jacked titpop).

On to the reunion. Raquel Devine had her first three-way with two cocks at a young age, so now one is never enough. She gets two of the catering staff into the kitchen, which is surprisingly vacant, and proceeds to give a professional double blowjob. Her body looks great in cowgirl variations, and the two loads get self-jacked onto her tits and face.

Wearing a form-fitting green dress, Lisa Ann returns for a spirited romp with a lucky younger guy. Good DATY and cocksucking before we get a good look at that body in sideways and RCG fucking. The self-jacked pop ends up all over that bod. Blond Julia Ann walks into catch them, and she's not pleased. Catfight!

Julia takes out her rivalry aggressions on limo driver Sean Michaels, and I have to say, that is one hell of a limo. Great package worship before the missionary, RCG and doggie style. She gets a pop on that lovely ass, and I pray the driver got a great tip.

In a moment of real couple intimacy Shayla Laveaux wants to branch out and invite busty Austin Kincaid into a three-way. If I'd been Shayla's boyfriend, I'd have been thinking the exact same thing. Austin's a firecracker, and helps Shayla out with the double BJ, then rides RCG and sideways before the taking the self-jacked pop on her tits.

The reunion ends up with what any self-respecting high school horn dog would fantasize about, all five female cast members putting away their kitty claws and going to town on each other. Talk about a great geometry exercise.

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Running Time: 129 minutes | Production Date: 08-28-2008

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DATE POSTED: 2009-03-16


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