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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Mike Adriano

Starring: Alexa Lynn, bobbi starr, Candice Nicole, Candy Manson, Carly Parker, Eve Laurence, Jandi Lin, Lacey Love, Laeh Lexington, Lindsay Kay, Lorena Sanchez, Lyndsey Love, Mikayla, natasha nice, Rebeca Linares, Sienna West, Tia Tanaka, Tiffany Price, Try Me

by shortbus69

In a previous review for a similarly themed video, I asked for the advent of a 36 on 1 POV with the widest-angle lens available. While this isn't that, there will be no complaints here.

Okay, one small complaint. With three mouths and three tongues fighting for contact, why is there the need for the guy to jack himself to the finish line? I understand the value of aim, and sharing is always nice, but really.

Alright, one more teeny complaint. Or question. Did Jandi Lin change her name to Gianna Lynn? Didn't get that memo.

There really isn't much detail to go into here. The best things in life are really quite simple. Three mouths fighting for your package, the toughest aspect of the filmmaking is fitting everything into the frame.

There's certainly something wrong with twins Lyndsey and Lacey Love being "taught" by Sienna West, the six Asian eyes of Mia Smiles, Tia Tanaka and "Gianna" (Jandi) are worth the price of admission (love Gianna/Jandi's domming attitude), and Eve Lawrence, blond or brunette, with those tits, would be enough for me. You get Eve, Carly Parker and Candy Manson. That's a lot of tits, and I don't mean six. Baby oil, titfucking, Eve's big eyes, and a geyser. There's a Latina spotlight with Cassandra Cruz, Lorena Sanchez and Mikayla, and for "United Colors" you get ebony Candice Nicole, deepthroat queen Bobbi Starr and Latina Try Me, which you will not find in any Spanish dictionary. Bobbi's enough for most guys, but with these two co-headlining, it's a slobberfest. Bobbi gets the blast, selfjacked of course (whhhyyyyy??), and shares the reward.

It is difficult not to give a 5 to this kind of cocksucking mayhem, but when the popshots require the guy's right hand, that's aggravating.

Does 3 BLOWIN' ME 2 sound like it's right up your alley?

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bonus scene | chapter index | full motion menus | no regional coding | photo gallery | trailers | web trailer | widescreen format

Running Time: 199 minutes | Production Date: 07-14-2008

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 762 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-12-17

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