This flick will entertain the cum right out of you. It has it all; spot on acting, great music, highly detailed sets, believable plot and some hot Munster fucking. Even if you arenít a fan of the television show but a fan of great wad-blowing sex then bust out your Saturday morning cereal bowl, a box of cum-catcher tissues and Hustler will let you do the stroking.
The flick kicks off with a magic woman (Sammie Rhodes) working her tight pussy over with her mighty glass dildo wand. My type of opening scene! It must be a magical wand because her snap-tastic box starts to drip tasty love juice with every slow twist and thrust. Mixed with some hair counting close-ups of Sammieís puss and perfect asshole, things canít go bad until she turns into Grandpa Munster (Gavin Wells).
The plot is a simple one, as we follow the jumping earthquake, Herman Munster (Lee Stone) searching for the perfect anniversary present for his heart-stopping wife, Lily, who is played by the delicious Roxy Deville. But donít forget about Marilyn Munster, (Shawna Lenee), and Eddie Munster (Trent Soluri) who get some time to fuck the life out of some willing victims. Even some random ďguest screwsĒ make their way into the mix. The acting is a fantastic throwback to the original show and the actors stay in character even while slamming away with cum flying everywhere. Enough plot talk.
Although Marilyn talks sweet around her well-stacked Aunt Lily, the dirty talk sure kicks in when her wild-eyed soldier boyfriend, Ted, comes to eat her teen twat like one hot MRE. After diving tongue deep into her dirty backdoor trench, Ted (Mick Blue) starts to raid Marilynís beef caste with his meat helmet but she then takes over slamming her ass away wanting more deep cock while in doggy. Such a great soft ass. At ease boys.
Grandpa, playing his horny tricks again, transforms into the beef-cake doctor (Evan Stone) so he can administer some deep injections on the busty nurse fiancť (Whitney Stevens). Seeing those big flopping titties as the doc pounds away in reverse cowgirl raises more than just the dead. He doesnít stand a chance. Just too much tits and so little time.
Eddie, like many other celebrities, has gone the sex tape route with the now classic nightvision green glow but only gives a sub-par showing. The gothic groupie (Victoria Sin) sure can give one spitty blowjob and with the great servicing waitress (Aiden Starr), nothing stops Eddie from howling with ecstasy. Both chicks have huge tits but no titty rides for Eddie. But who needs titty fucks when both eagerly climb into reverse cowgirl and ride the jizz right out of the little werewolf. I wish there were more positions though but the snowball ending was drip-licious.
A pleasant load exploding surprise with the appearance of the ever-sexy Jenna Haze. She is amazingly hot in this scene; with ripped thigh highs, great draping hair, and of course, the perfect pair of tits and ass, as always. Voodoo gets to nail Jennaís lock-tight snatch and lets her work for his load as she grinds those hips like a champ. Got to love a chick who works hard for what she wants. I could listen to Jenna talk dirty all day long. She should post her dirty talk on the I-Tunes Store so I can listen to her magical filthy mouth at work where ever I go.
The ending scene has Herman giving Lily a newly installed monster cock to make her green cunt quake with pleasure. Even though Lily is totally green, she is still extremely hot. That ass in doggy is to die for. I am green with envy. This scene felt a little shorter than some of the other scenes but I still got my fill and so did Lilyís mouth.
I must say, I didnít go into this with high hopes at all but I was very surprised and quite pleased, very pleased, by the end. Lee Stone and Roxy Deville where the stand actors, who stole the show and fucked the shit out of it. I give This Ainít the Munster XXX five HUGE green cocks out of five. One of the most entertaining story porns of all time.
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DVD Features Include: black and white version | director's commentary | blooper reel | 2 bonus scenes featuring jenna haze and roxy deville, | behind the scenes | photo gallery
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DATE POSTED: 2008-09-04