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    Starring: Amber Rayne, ben kelly, bobbi starr, Brandi Lace, Brian Surewood, Gwen Diamond, Jamie Brooks, Jayna Oso, John Strong, Katie Ray, Lexi Bardot, Natalie Heck, Nikki Jayne, Oliver Sanchez, Poppy Morgan, Presley Maddox, richelle ryan, Sasha Grey, Whitney Stevens

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    by Evan Sherwood

    This flick takes me back to one of the first porns I ever reviewed for Ranchocarne.com but good thing this one is a little better. After the first train-wreck of a party slash fuck-fest I reviewed, this flick has all the same limp inducing aspects. No fancy music, dark ass sex scenes, and a behind the scenes shaky cameraman who just wants me to throw-up, Porn Week LA Vacation has it hard right off the bat. The only things this flick has the other didnít, are hot, actual pornstars not wannabes.

    The sex scenes are wrapped around the camera walking through a tit-flashing party with the random guy who tries to be cool for the camera. The first scene has Brian Surewood ball pounding Naomi and some blonde hard in the face as camera flashes become fucking annoying. Even the camera flashes donít stop Naomi from taking the cock to the hilt to tickle her lungs. At first Naomi seems to be a waste of space but after her ass engulfs Brianís heavy-duty meat tube and nearly snaps it off, the blonde becomes the new waste. But Natalie Heck, aka the blonde gets a parting gift of ATM. UMMMMM. Brian pile-drives Naomiís tight ass some more to erupt his cum geyser.

    Out of nowhere, these two chicks, Amber Rayne and Whitney Stevens, go crazy spitting on each other, sucking each otherís feet, and sucking some guy off POV style. Crazy intense shit. With some huge titties, nothing better than a sloppy titty fuckÖwell except for the chick train with pussy squirting and fingers in assholes. That takes the blur ribbon.

    The next crazy party chick is Gwen Diamond who gives the meaning to hands-free-calling as she eats some chick out who is on the cellphone. That is customer service. While Gwen fucks the bystanders, Ben Kyle fucks some other blonde chick and makes her ass beat red. Ben gives some heavy railing in missionary but the real show is Gwen cramming a dildo into her tight snatch. Poppy Morgan, a hot 5 foot 3 inch natural hottie and is one to keep your eye on as she steams up the scene.

    Time for the real pros, Sasha Grey and Brian Surewood cover each other with spit and sweat but donít seem to really be at the party. Sasha gives one hell of a BJ that is gag inducing and sends spit down-pouring over the floor. In reverse cowgirl, Sasha applies some power clit-clicking but Brian loses his steam half way through. This scene is way too short and I wanted more fucking.

    Ben Kyle warms up Jayne Osoís brown eye with some hefty tongue jabs before he breaks her bank. Mr. Lucky says big pay out. Jayne knows how to work the shaft with her sticky mouth that leaves Ben begging for more but she wants to break a sweat in reverse cowgirl. A good position to show off yummy tits and ripe pussy mounds. The 69 action is eye-popping as Ben spreads her ass far to make room for some finger and tongue play. Must be delicious. To end with a cum shot in her eye. Ouch.

    I give Porn Week LA Vacation three party hats out of five. I am not much for the whole party camera thing but all in all, not bad fucking. I still wanted a little more production and less creepy guys with cameras flashing every second. And again, another party I wasnít invited to. Mr. Lucky says clean plate before dumping curd load.

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    DVD Features Include: widescreen format

    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1067 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2009-10-11

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