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    Starring: emma cummings, Lexi Belle, Missy Stone, Phoenix Marie, Stephanie Cane

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    by Evan Sherwood

    Have you ever been out in that place they call the real world and said, “ Damn, that looks like that porn star!”? Well after working up a woody to a stripper at a local skin bar, who looked just like the ever sexy Lexi Belle, I ran home to have the real Lexi Belle finish the deed…well at least by watching her work that spreadable ass in this flick. The other chicks in this flick helped too, I guess.

    I was promised some type of plot for each scene but only two had one. The others just had the girls working the “whale tail” a bit then fucking, fucking, and fucking. Straight to sex is good but I wanted some more teasing.

    Phoenix Marie has one huge juicy ass that the thong can barely hold in and when spread for inspection for Christian to tongue her tight asshole, that is all I need. Too bad Phoenix can’t return the favor and give a knob-pulsing BJ. Instead, Christian gets a loud and limp attempt to suck some cum. At least she put those massive fun bags to use and rocked his dick a bit between them. Christian gave Phoenix one hard ride on his stretched cock while in reverse cowgirl that sent her tits a pounding but his small loud says it all.

    Nick Manning is one goofy fucker and I laugh my ass off when he cums across Missy Stone watering his flowers with a mushroom-top whale tail thing going on. He says the funniest shit. Nick tries to teach this rookie how to deep throat and to take a finger up the ass but Missy can’t take it. So sad. Waste of a great ass. And seeing her narrow ass in doggy is summed up by Nick’s bored look. But the cheetah-patterned pillows are holding my interest. Then Nick sticks his wide cock up Missy’s ass, finally and says “Alright, fuck me.” And she does and finishes with creamy suck-cess in cowgirl.

    More huge tits from Emma Cummings as she is just spewing out of her jeans, which is not sexy until she sits on Jenner’s face and he sticks a finger deep into her brown cookie. Emma’s amazing eyes try but don’t divert my intention from how fast, wet and deep she sucks cock. In missionary, parts of her body settle where they shouldn’t but her tits are out of control and made me go dizzy. The best part was cut short; with some hard fucking up the ass and a toy on her dripping pussy. It lasted for only two seconds! AHHHH!!

    This next scene does have a story where Derrick Pierce crashes his bike and Stephanie Cane takes him home to “help” him. Stephanie sports some cute pigtails and a killer whale tail on her small low ass. And what perky titties she has. In cowgirl, her skinny frame is a little too much to handle and she gets fucked hard to make her pussy scream for more. In reverse cowgirl the high-pitched screamer gets her teen-like pussy curtains spread wide as Derrick is content sucking her toes.

    Best for last. From my notes, I only have “bubbly giggle oh so cute” for this scene with Lexi Belle and Van Damage. I do remember Lexi’s nice soft ass folded into missionary getting rammed by Van Damages’ two-toned dick that sent me running for an extra jerk rag. It shocked me as much as Van Damage when Lexi says “don’t fight me” and smacks him in the face. Fucking hot as shit. Lexi says the best shit when she is getting fucked. In reverse cowgirl, Lexi’s dripping hot pussy can’t take any more meat cramming and neither can Van Damage. Such a hot scene.

    I wanted more story, but at least I got some cum soaking teasing from super hot chicks exposing delightful whale tails. I give Whale Tail #4 three not endangered whale tails out of five. They all had thongs on but they all weren’t that sexy while wearing them. The sex is good but this flick is about the whale tail and not all the scenes gave me a hard harpoon.

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    DVD Features Include: shot in hd | choose between two story lines - dialogue or all sex | interactive menus | behind the scenes | photo slide show | sneak previews | playable worldwide

    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 783 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2009-10-31

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