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    Director: Antonio Adamo

    Starring: Angel Dark, Claudia Rossi, George, Jennifer Love, Julie Taylor, Lydia St Martin

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    This flick is the reason I started watching porn in the first place...not really, it was for the tits and ass but Roma could easily be seen on the shelf at Blockbuster between RoboCop and Rudy. This movie has great sets, costumes, visual effects, music and load blowing sex, all things a Hollywood movie has, except maybe the sex one.

    Sad to say but I had major problems trying to play the dvd in one of my dvd players. It just wouldnít play it. I was pissed. Damn Euro PAL format. But I finally got it to work in another player and I had to watch it on a POS TV and watching this, I quickly got over it.

    Most of the well-hung actors and stacked actresses are from Italy so they have amazing hot bodies, except for a couple. Also they audio dubbed over the actors broken English so it had a whole spaghetti western thing going on.

    With scene One they blasted their chariots right into sex with little story or intro. Did I mention there is a plot? It is about Rome. Done deal. The sex was a great start with 3 guys working over 2 olive skinned sex slaves but the chicks mostly just laid there taking it. I wish they had hopped on the Roman flesh swords and pounded themselves away. But DP saved the day with a massive anal blowout.

    Scene Two has Roberto Malone, an older and fatter guy who gets to fuck a hot teen blondie. It is kind of depressing watching this guy fuck such a tight peach but Roberto does hide his face, which helps. Blondie may not have big tits but they are perky and she does have the anal flexing ability to take some serious wide cock up her ass. This scene gives plenty of tight star-fish action and leaves you with a wet lap.

    Scene 3 has the hottest older woman ever, Claudia Rossi. Mama Mia! Nice big olítitties, milf face and nice thick legs but a pussy that looks like a fresh shaven teen. Too bad she only gets a thin dick to play with. She does make the best of it and works her mom ass hard in cowgirl as her dirty donut gets pounded hard. Claudia may look old but she fucks like a young pro. And a nice soft titty fuck to end. Delicious.

    Scene 4 takes place at a whorehouse and there is tons of fucking, of course. 5 chicks to 3 guys are good odds but some the chicks just watch and donít join in, which sucks. Either swing the bat or go sit on the bench. The camera kept changing its focus from guy to guy too fast. I could have used more time. One hell of a hot scene.

    Scene 5 has fatty Roberto Malone again with a different hot blonde. AHHHH!!! If you can push his pot belly to the back of your mind and just cream over the blondeís nice firm tits while she gets her clam sandwich rammed, then this scene is a good one. Doggy up the ass is squirt-tastic.

    Scene 6 was way too short and only had the cutest brunette of all time just BJing the guy. Fucking let down. But she is in the next scene thank God.

    Scene 7 shows how great this brunette chick fucks and how her nice spread looks for behind. I just want to dive in. With her ass spread wide, it just invites the eager cock for some anal wreckage. Poor young slut. He gave it to her hard.

    I give Roma a five out of five. This flick has it all. Hot chicks, a plot, John Williams-istic music, great sex scenes and note worthy acting. I see maybe a Roma 2 in the future. Which would be sweet. I did find myself lost with the plot but who really needs a plot. It's all Greek to me.

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    DVD Features Include: trailers | behind the scenese | interviews | photo gallery

    Running Time: 101 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3573 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-08-14

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