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    Starring: Evan Stone, Flower Tucci, James Deen, Kayden Kross, Lorena Sanchez, slick rhodes, Tommy Gunn

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    by Evan Sherwood

    This flick had so much potential but falls short in areas. It has three of my favorite actors but even they canít win me over. The filmmaking isnít the best and the sex is only okay. The plot is very original but handled shitty. The music was too loud and it was hard to hear the sex screams and moans. I was let down.

    Tommy Gunn and Kayden Kross, with little dialogue, just start with Tommy eating Krossís hairless taco and tonguing her meat folds. Both are sheriffs cheating with each other. Kayden teases Tommyís wide meat pepper with some deep spit-covered mouth swabs but the sex truely impressed me. Tommy moves from position to position are like an erotic ballet of skin, like in Boogie Nights but better, that only an experienced pro like him can do. Cowgirl, which is so fitting, is the first position that Kayden just slips into and gives a great close-up of her tight asshole. Tommy picks her up and slams her into missionary for some hard pounding before on the side fucking, which is just okay. Straight into reverse cowgirl where he pounds the shit out of her tight pussy. Dirk Diggler type shit. The most amazing part is when Tommy does a no-handed pull out and cums all over Kaydenís leg. Nice asshole but no anal.

    After James Deen robs a bank with Flower Tucci, who kills an off-duty cop in the process, gets to fuck Lorena Sanchez, who plays the sheriffís wife. Small town. With Deen acting like K-fed, he gives Lorenaís smooth vag a work over with his frisky tongue to prove he is on a mission, with her medium natural tits waiting for some action of their own. Boy does she gird her plump clit on his tongue. James grabs her leg in missionary and fucks her wet cunt as he holds on tight for one hell of a ride. But cowgirl is where we see her nice asshole but again not anal fucking.

    The other half of the heist, Flower Tucci, meets a well-hung meat bag at a local bar and she fucks the shit out of him. Just so happens the guy isnít me but Evan Stone. Boy do I wish. With titties already hanging out, Flower deep throats Evanís massive meat with gagging results. Then Evan warms up Flower with some on-side fucking to make his dick blow out with some sheet-soaking squirting by Flower. In reverse cowgirl, Evan pops out again and while reaming out her asshole, Flower canít help but to squirt. But while in missionary, with a finger deep in Flowerís ass and Evanís meat ramming away, the final squirt from Flower sends Evan following with a massive load.

    In the story some stuff happens, not imporn-tent, and then Tommy Gunn gets to fuck his wife, Lorena, in the station after a quick pat down. The missionary is hard to see due to crappy lighting but in reverse cowgirl her tits are burring as Tommy pounds away hard. Again Tommy moves from position to position like a champ and works Lorenaía nice soft ass to pieces. We only gett balls tapping on her asshole for an anal shot. Sad. I wanted anal so bad. That sounded bad.

    The final scene had Kayden finding Flower so she could confess that she robbed the bank and killed the off-duty sheriff but they fuck instead. With these two hot blondes, things go from tame to fucking hot in only point two seconds. Skin is flying everywhere, with Flowerís pussy pedals being licked, some hard deep fingering, and clothes being ripped off like paper. All I need now is toys!!! But all I get is Flower squirting by her own hand and Kayden getting her asshole licked clean. Finally, some asshole action. I cum blowing scene.

    The plot was okay but not up to par as other story porns. The fucking had its good parts but not the best. I give Kaydenís Krossfire three sheriff stars out of five. You reads didnít see that but I just changed the two to a three sheriff stars. The more I think about it, it becomes better but not better then a three. Sorry sheriff, he got away.

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    DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | bloopers

    Running Time: 114 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1177 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2009-11-01

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