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    Starring: Ava Rose, Bree Olson, David Perry, James Brossman, Nikky Blond, roxy Panther, Steve Holmes

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    by Evan Sherwood

    George Lucas should have taken some notes from this flick while he practiced with his lightsaber. His forth movie would have been so much better with a hot daughter and not a tool of a son. But that is why we have porn. Ava Rose fills in for the missing hottest as Corolina Jones, one of Indy’s “greatest adventures” to produce. This story may lack in finishings but slams us with action, style and all around good fucking.

    As in the real deal, this flick starts Corolina in mid-adventure to find some sort of golden cross, which “belongs in a museum.” Corolina, however, cums across the bonded Dixie, a.k.a Bree Olson, as Nikki Blond and Steve Holmes teases her while only fucking each other. Although the cock sucking and snatch cave-exploring were short in this scene, it does pick up when Nikki can’t seem to sit all the way down on Steve’s long stalagmite and some tit flopping sex explodes as a result. Dixie wants to join so badly but Steve just fucks Nikki from behind right over Bree’s quaking body. I just want to untie her. Corolina saves the day with a quick drill to the back of the head of Steve, to save both Dixie and the golden cross.

    James Brossman plays a rich artifact collector and Corolina’s ex-boyfriend who loves nothing more than to fuck. And he gets to choose out of three gorgeous honeys, Jeny Baby, Roxy Panther and Simony Diamond, to choose the one who makes his dick stand up. Besides the beautiful room, James picks Roxy to suck his pulsing knob while she takes some smooth fingering in her cooch. Roxy gives her teen pussy with no curtain lips just a plump mound to James to erupt some sweet pussy juices while in reverse cowgirl. Nice big titties. Although Roxy doesn’t do any work in cowgirl, she does spread her golden ass and takes it deep. But no anal.

    Dixie then has to fuck her way into James’ Mansion so Ava can have her way with her ex. Bree grabs the guard’s attention and his cock, which gives him a stiff salute. Bree does lose her southern accent as she takes the cock in her gagging mouth but she does have huge soft tits that more than makes up for it. She sure isn’t the quiet-type as her dirty sex talk fills my jerk room with sounds of her taking deep trusts in missionary. With the guard fully cum-emptied and Dixie satisfied, Corolina is able to kill her ex with the classic killer ants attracted to honey on the nut-sack death move. Shaa-Zam.

    Corolina, being the play-in-the-dirt type gal, needs to get laid and there just so happens to be the well-hung room service guy with a hard-on on a platter. Being the man who services, all David Perry has is a well-planted beer gut that can’t be sucked in but damn, what a rock of a cock for Ava’s fantastic natural titties to play with. The action picks up when Ava’s delicate pussy lips spew a fountain of juice while in reverse cowgirl. But the sexiest part is seeing Ava’s dimples when she smiles with her legs spread in missionary.

    After saving the day, Corolina tries to save Bree’s marriage with Aron Lagzlo by having one hot threesome. Aron’s wide meat whip gives both chicks the case of the pussy squirts that soak the couch like a cigar cave in Seattle. But the squirting doesn’t stop there. Ava works Aron’s rock in reverse cowgirl as Bree’s rubs Ava’s clit pad that sends his dick flying out with juice following. Finally up the ass; Bree takes one for the team and for me; as she herself only rubs her clit and not Ava. Bree is so hot in anal.

    The flick gives us one hell of a plot that leaves us high and dry but in a good way. Bree Olson’s performance was shaky at times but her ability to spread wide and to talk the shit was right on the spoosh button. I give “Corolina Jones and the Broken Covenant” four meaty snakes out of five. Although the story was there and the fucking was towel soaking great, the production value was a little south. I hope for a sequel. May the fuck be with you.

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    DVD Features Include: shot in hd behind the scenes photos bloopers 5.1 dolby digital surround sound music video glamour photo shoot trailers 7 bonus scenes photo gallery

    Running Time: 90 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1394 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2009-11-16

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