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    Rancho Rating: ****

    Starring: Angelica Jordan, Gen, Jade Jolie, Rod McShafty, Sky McKeone

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    by Evan Sherwood

    "Something wicked this way comes"Öwicked awesome. No fancy cameras, expensive sets, hyper-realistic filters, or painted-up chicks here, just real gritty Wolfpac-style porn with tattoos, piercings, and sex while hanging from metal hooks. Totally off the hook! Thatís right, in this flick for the first time ever on video, Jade Jolie fucks Rod McShafty while suspended by 4 metal hooks in each other's backs.

    The acting in this flick is quirky and funny, yes I said acting. The most notable acting comes from the bashful pizza-boy, aka. Daddy Long Legs, who passes up fucking the adorable Angelica Jordan in the first scene.

    Angelica canít help but to fantasize about the hockey-masked, camo-wearing Rod as she jams her fingers along her wet tasty pussy and cute perky titties. Then enter Rod to fuck the shit out of her tight box. The reverse cowgirl is great but way too short for my session. However, the sound of the latex meeting her juicy pussy is music to my ears. Again, cowgirl was too short because I wanted more of Angelicaís fine ass. The doggy and missionary positions were okay but Rod had his hands full trying to keep his cock thrusting rhythm and keeping his big camo-jacket up so we can see. I wish heíd take it off. Still a hot scene with one hot chick.

    Jade Jolie is by far the hottest chick in this whole damn movie even with four serious metal hooks lodged in her upper back. Plus her amazing blowjob on Rodís pierced cock is the wettest, sloppiest bj I have ever seen with spit flying everywhere. Rod returns the favor with a tongue full of piercings grinding on Jadeís soft pussy mound like a bag of marbles rolling on a silk sheet. The fucking was simply amazing. When I wanted more close-ups they gave it too me with perfect timing. When I wanted more of Jadeís delicious tits, they gave them to me. The only downside is that you canít have a lot of different positions while hanging from hooks but that is understandable.

    The scene with Gem is a basic masturbation scene with this skinny Goth chick working on her snatch first with her double-clicking fingers then onto an even quicker vibe toy. The mix between the trashy hotel room and sexy strip-tease made me feel like I got a hold of Gemís sex tape. Very hot. I like to see chicks jerk themselves off but I wanted more Jade.

    Sky McKeone wraps up this Goth chick run with some double dong action on her tight pussy. Although not a big fan for her punk hair, I am a growing fan of nice big tits; really growing. The donger-cramming was exciting but the steamy shower was a lot better with Sky vibrating away as Jade busts the door in and makes Sky lick her pussy raw. I can watch Jade get her pussy eaten all day long but I wish Sky used a big strap-on on Jadeís wet cunt and worked her over some more. Yummm!

    The Benny Hill tribute at the end is classic. Cheers to Benny Hill! The Girls of Wolfpac Volume 2 may not have high production standards like Hustler or Vivid but they do bring the real shit on, which is a nice break. However, I do want to see more hot chicks from the Wolfpac fan group in the next flick, like around 5 or 6. I give The Girls of Wolfpac Volume 2, four metal hooks out of five for breaking ground with sex on hooks and breaking a load in my pants with Jade and "all these bitches".

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    DVD Features Include: chapter selection

    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1807 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-06-24

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