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ANALLY YOURS JENNA HAZE

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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Angela Stone, Dayton, Jenna Haze, Katja Kassin, Marie Luv, Shy Love, Stephanie Tripp, Veronica Jett

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by Evan Sherwood

This flick was almost a complete disappointment. I was expecting just the ever-sexy Jenna Haze banging her brains out in every scene but instead I get her in scene one then nothing. What is up with that?! However, there is some good fucking and squirting else where in this flick but all I wanted was Jenna’s cute ass and perky little tittes, nothing more…well and some ass pounding.

Jenna bent over on the stairs with a glass dildo up her tight ass will no doubt send your load flying. By far the hottest position in this flick. But soon the hot dildo action stops and replaced by two thumbs, one for each tight hole then a juicy cock for Jenna to spit all over. Jenna’s BJs are like mini spit tornadoes. The fucking is great with Jenna doing most of the work, slamming her asshole around the dude’s cock but through the railing was a waste of a good doggy position.

That is the last scene with Jenna. The only things Stephanie Tripp and Dayton bring to this flick are their gushing pussies. Cowgirl up the twat is way too short but then they move on to some warm-up anal beads before taking some serious cock up their brown-eyes. If it weren’t for the squirting I would have skipped this scene.

In this scene Jenna is the voice behind the camera and that is it. Veronica Jett is just not looking very good here and Katja Kassin brings only her hot ass for Randy Spears to play with. Sorry Randy. At least he gets some great cowgirl anal action, which leaves some gaped assholes. I wished Jenna jumps in but she doesn’t and instead just jerks off Randy’s super-duty cock so Veronica and Katja can snowball a little.

Shy Love spices things up with hot Latin ass but falls short with her ziplock looking fake tits. Oh well. Tits are tits, I guess. The master of the tongue, Kirk Lockwood, works over Shy’s tasty snatch and doesn’t forget about her asshole. The standing 69 was impressive to see but way too short. Kirk starts on Shy’s tight front door in cowgirl but really gets some heavy fucking in reverse cowgirl up her ass as she rubs her clit hardcore. Boy does she get a huge load from Kirk.

Marie Luv is absolutely boring to watch in this scene as she just lies there taking the cock in the same damn position all scene long. I should have got a sandwich during this scene.

Angela Stone wraps up this flop with a fairly nice finish. She gets right to it by cramming a whole rubber fist and forearm into her narrow box. Got to love her thick thighs and pussy. You can really sink your teeth into them. Delicious. Angela doesn’t let the rubber arm have all the fun and moves onto some real cock in reverse cowgirl. And she soaks EVERYTHING!!! I guess a cock up the ass can do that to a girl.

I give Anally Yours, Love Jenna Haze three blown out assholes out of five. I wanted more of Jenna but had to settle for so-so chicks. The squirting was a nice plus though. Even if Jenna was in three scenes, that would have helped. I hate to say it, but I must return to sender.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | photo slide show | sex talk | animated chapter index | digitally mastered | playable worldwide | trailers


Running Time: 2 H minutes

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DATE POSTED: 2008-09-28


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