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    Rancho Rating: ***

    Starring: Adrianna Nicole, Alex gonz, bobbi starr, Brother Love, Dirty Harry, Jon Jon, Leighlani Red, lorelei lee, Madison Young, Mark Ashley, Steve Holmes

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    by Evan Sherwood

    To get you into the right frame of mind for this flick, think of Rob Zombie mixed with the movie "Hostel", add a dash of the always anal-ready Bobbi Starr, and you are there. The "Whore Within Me" really hits the hardcore fetish spot with bondage, heavy spanking, and just plain dirty spit flying sex. The first two scenes are hardcore awesome but then the flick slips on the sadistic juices and falls short.

    School teacher by day and a tied up whore at night, Bobbi Starr wants nothing more then to be used and thrown away like a used condom. As Christianís home torture porn starts to record, Bobbiís fine ass gets a warm-up spanking and then a heavy starfish stabbing from a delightful toy. The best thing about Bobbi, besides her fillable large mouth, is her ever-flowing spit that completely soaks everything while sucking a knob utterly hard. Bobbi in cowgirl, taking it hard and deep up her ass is what dreams are made of.

    Leighlani Red is a naughty nympho slut whose teacher is Miss Bobbi Starr and canít wait for some after school fucking from the lucky bastard, Jon Jon. This Tara Reid look-a-like wants nothing more then to fuck some big black cock and Jon Jon has a couple more inches than that. Although this scene has no anal, the fucking is hard and nearly life threatening as Jon Jonís giant dong almost reaches Leighlaniís heart with every deep thrust. Ouch!

    Lorelei Lee and Steve Holmes are the peak of this flick, and take the cake as the most creative couple. This means, of course, she takes some ramming up the ass but not just from fingers or a cock. Lorelei takes a full-size baseball bat up her ass, the hitting end. I nearly had a heart attack with a raging hard-on. Besides a bat, she also fits a 3-inch butt plug in her now loose butthole. Lorelei can sure take it and Steve finally blows her ass out in doggy.

    Although Adrianna Nicole gets two young boy toys to play with, Alex Gonz and Mark Ashley, the scene is a classic locker room/ cheerleader theme. Boring. Adrianna has too much make-up on but it didnít help because I really hate her face. The beginning interview is way too long and the robot action of the camera sucks ass. The only good part in this scene is the DP, maybe.

    Madison Young doesnít bring the mood back up even though Dirty Harry tries by licking her tight asshole but Madisonís horse moaning is too annoying. So what can you do? Dirty Harry, a great name by the way, grabs a handful of Madisonís mane and fucks away in doggy. Yippe-kay-yay. Again the motel setup is lame. Seen it hundreds of times. What a let down scene.

    This flick was heading in the right direction with a start of a plot with the first two scenes but then fell apart. I absolutely loved the first two scenes, the sex and the film making. The first three scenes had me really going but then all limp all the way to the end. I give The Whore Within Me, three ball gags out of five. My hopes were high but my dick was low. Sorry Bobbi, not your fault.

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    DVD Features Include: shot in hd | bonus scene | chapter index | pick your pleasure | preview trailers | dolby digital sound | playable worldwide

    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1451 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-08-30

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