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I canít imagine sitting in a movie theater with 20 other shady dudes while they service their meat tubes as a 30-foot high snatch gets attacked by 1 of the 5 major food groups. Yeah, there might be mounds of bush, natural 4-inch cocks, and cum dribbling minutemen but this flick is no doubt a classic. So the plot is morbid with Justine Jones, Georgina Spelvin, who commits suicide and makes a deal with Abaca, John Clemes, so she can lust for once. And lusting is what Miss Jones gets.
Although the first nude scene has Justine doing a blade dance on her wrist, her body is smokiní with small perky tits and one full slammable ass. They donít makeíem like that any more.
Harry Reems plays a very helpful Teacher and gives Justine some pointers on how to make dick really wet and hard. He evens pops her never broken cherry in the hard to see reverse cowgirl with a deathly scream from her lips along with a wetness from the other lips. The Teacher doesnít stop there and gives her asshole some play. No hairy ass here; eatably clean.
The next stop on Justineís lustful adventure is some girl-on-girl with Clair Lumiere who sports some nasty armpit hair and does nothing but kiss. Well there is some vag licking but not at any good angles.
Justine turns to water pressure pleasure as we get up close in her hot pussy and get a mouthful of muff. And it tastes good. Not just her puss gets the fountain but so does her fine ass with an instant enema. Ass-tastic.
The fruit-fucking scene starts to jump the shark as grapes disappear in her tight snatch, an apple gets juiced on her clit, and she sucks a banana right out of its peel. One weird scene.
But I had no idea about the snake scene. Justine bjs a snake head for 2 minutes, a live snake, as I pray that the snake doesnít take her lip off. This chick is fucking nuts.
The cockfight between Justine and actress Sue Flaken is extremely sad because the guy cums in 30 seconds. The bj action was too hot, I guess but come on.
The final scene left my jaw on the floor. It started off well with Justine being tagged teamed by Marc Stevens and Rick Lienmore with some major DP action. The dialog is dry and boring as shit with the typical porn line delivery. This scene confirms my theory, ďnever be the guy on the bottom while DPing a chickĒ because the guy gets soaked with guy-cum as the cock gets whipped out of her ass and released. Look out below!
I know this flick is a classic but not my cup of tea. I give Devil in Miss Jones 3 snake blowjobs out of five. I wish they just had lots and lots of sex, and not with other shit. This flick is a great first date idea because I am willing to bet your chick wonít feel under shaved after watching Georgina Speluin and the other bush ladies. But what an ass.
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DVD Features Include: scene access | photo gallery | dvd-rom compatible | playable worldwide | dolby sound
Running Time: 85 minutes
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DATE POSTED: 2008-09-09