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    Rancho Rating: ****
    Director: Michael Stefano

    Starring: Alexis Texas, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Wood, Michael Stefano, Mike Long, Rachel Starr, Rosario Stone

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    by Evan Sherwood

    Well this flick lives up to its name. Not to be confused, this flick deals with big and tasty asses and not all anal poundage, however your starfish cravings will be satisfied in two of the five scenes. So if you like seeing thick asses bounce like crazy that Sir Mix A-Lot would be proud of then Ass Almighty 2 is for you.

    Although Brianna Love packs small titties, she has one thick ass. Michael Stefano gets his face smothered by Brianna’s soft ass and warms up with some butt-cheek fucking. The POV lap-dance was a waste on time at first with Brianna grinding away on his jeans but once the pants come off the game is on. In a Stefano way of things, he gets some foot play for his cock and constantly makes her sit on his face, time and time again. The face sitting gets kind-of boring but then finally he rams his cock up her ass, which sends her ass really moving. Brianna in doggy is super hot.

    Stefano and Manuel Ferrara try to double team Rachel Starr but it really doesn’t work, because Manuel starts but then leaves to have Stefano fuck her and then out of no where Manuel dumps his load on her face. Sure Rachel’s tits are big but her ass has a mind of its own as it moves like a bouncy ball on crack. Seeing the POV of Rachel in doggy was a shot to cream over. Such an ass.

    Rosario Stone starts the scene with a sexy shower that got me all hot. She has a girl-next-door thing going for her with her medium natural tits and great big ass. But she had the pornstar “sexy” face going; the mouth that is half open, head tilted back, eyes half shut and her mouthing “uhhhhh”. The sex seemed a little forced and didn’t flow naturally. It was funny to see a chick finally smack Stefano’s ass since he does it all the time.

    Alexis Texas gives the goofy fuck, Mark Wood, her perfect ass to play with. Mark cracks me up every time I see him. He is just one of those guys. Forget Alexis’ ass, her tits and pussy are amazing. Seeing her is reverse cowgirl was enough for me. Doggy was too short and cowgirl was too close, which made me dizzy. But you wouldn’t last long enough to see the whole scene anyway. Alexis is just that hot.

    Luscious Lopez has a big ass, no doubt, but not the best looking of chicks. However, she does take Stefano up her ass and takes his meat tube to the balls in her brown-eye. Her gaped asshole even made a cool whistling noise. Once again Stefano had his face covered with ass and pussy almost every second. He just can’t get enough. Not a great scene but just an okay scene.

    I was totally impressed with the amount of great ass this flick had in it. No false advertisements here. I give Ass Almighty 2 a four out of five. If big asses are your thing then this flick has it for you. Besides, you can’t get enough of Alexis Texas. “Even white boys got to shout, baby got back!”

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    DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | director's bio | cumshot recap | photo gallery

    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2251 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-05-01

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