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AUTO BANG SLUTS #3

-from Pink Visual Productions

Rancho Rating: *****

Starring: Ashley, Heidi, Kalani, Naomi, Nikki

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by Mighty Joe
I'm giving this Pink Visual title a five! Read on for reasons why. Volume 3 of their "Auto Bang Sluts" will give viewers miles and miles (figuratively speaking) of sexual scenery.

Forget the dirty old men riding around in limos trying to pick up girls for pay. These are young, good-looking dudes and in this case, five feminine favorites that could grace any man's magazine centerfold.

Our first is Heidi (no last name given) who is trying to find somewhere to cash a $200 check. Our traveling team gets her in the car when Jake says he can cash it for her. Heidi's cute-as-a-button and resists the sexual suggestions at first but finally gives in. She admits not having a boyfriend and likes girls....a little bit, but after both strip down (even with traffic speeding by along side), the action moves along. He likes her girlish tits and she finds his fat, not too long cock something pleasurable to ride.

Next is Ashley Jensen, a nice boobed blond who is fortunate not to have to work since her boyfriend pays the bills. She spends her time at the beach and today she takes a detour with our team including unidentified collegiate-look dude in the backseat. He's wearing his "Great Kisser" tee-shirt and loves to kiss her nipples before she finds his "Happy Trail" that leads to her (and his) happiness.

Married cutie Nikki Sexton is on her lunch break but thriller and surprised to find the stud in the back is a guy she dated in highschool. She gets in and recalls they balled all those days until college separated them. He discovers she is not wearing underwear nor a bra under her top which means more time for making up for lost time. She loves sucking his cock and fondling his nuts and he enjoys her nice nipples.

Our guy from scene two is on the prowl again and meets ponytailed Naomi Cruise. She is a little reluctant to sit back and relax but agrees to take off her top if he will, and buy her a bagel later on. It's a deal that leads to a rolling adventure of sexual pleasure.

Kalani Breeze is beside the road when our team stops and warns her this is not the best neighborhood for a girl as good-looking as she, to be alone. Little does she know (but maybe suspects?) that our back-seat banger, Shay, has more in mind than just a ride somewhere. She's blessed with big busts and he's pretty good in the muscle deparment. He fingers and tongues her clit and find the "69" position best not to miss any nook and cranny. The action is hot and intense and sweat drips off his body until he pumps loads and loads of cum over her breasts.

The bonus scene - "Orgy Sex Party-Sex Buffet" is one of the best previews I've seen lately. Bouncing boobs, swinging balls, penetrating pricks, lucious lesbial lips, drenched dicks, grunts and groans and so much action in the room, even the cameramen had to step over the bodies for filming. As I stated at the beginning, I give "Auto Bang Sluts - Vol.3" a five. Only recommendation I could give Pink Visual is provide a microphone near the rear to catch the dialogue better.

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DVD Features Include: bonus scene | preview trailers | chapter index


Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2898 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-03-28


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