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    NAUGHTY ATHLETICS

    -from Naughty America

    Rancho Rating: *****
    Director: Brett Brando

    Starring: Aline, Angelina Valentine, Franchezca Valentina, Jaclyn Case, Kendall Brooks, Penny Flame, Trisha Rey, Victoria Sinn

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    There has always been some strange connection between sex and sports. I guess all that sweating and hard breathing drives people to fucking. Well, Naughty Athletics Volume 1 explores all of those sport related fuck fantasies.

    Jaclyn Case gets her own huge cocked stalker to play with her pompoms as well as her sexy body. Jaclyn sheds her cheerleader outfit for something more comfortable...being naked. The stalker gives her pussy and asshole a good cleaning going tongue deep. The stalkerís acting is so funny in this scene while Jaclynís is spot on. Cowgirl shows just how tight Jaclynís pussy is as she pumps away on the stalkerís throbbing cock.

    While recovering from a soccer injury, Kendall Brooks helps the hurt player with some hardcore physical therapy. Good thing the guy can handle soccer balls because Kendallís tits are the same size. Kendall gets her asshole rimmed out before her ass is spread open in cowgirl. Such a great view. Although his knee is fucked up, at least his cock is okay because he gives her one hell of a cum fountain at the end.

    I never really liked tennis much but I always loved those short skirts on those chicks. Penny Flame, Victoria Sinn and Angelina Valentine are those skirt wearing, ball-smacking hotties. After a huge fight between them, they all make up with the help of their coach. There is nothing like three chicks with natural big titties and cute faces who are ready to fuck. The coach gets to fuck all of his girls and to finally have his balls drop.

    For some reason teacher sex is hot, for whatever reason. Aline and Trisha Rey give the coach some great office sex that he will never forget. The Athletic Director, a hot blonde, and a coach first go at it with some Bjing and licking. But then enters the tennis player who wants some cock for herself. She gets thrown in reverse cowgirl, which sends her tennis skirt flying. This is the hottest scene in this whole flick. Both Aline and Trisha are amazing.

    Although Franchezca Valentina is just a soccer chick and not a soccer mom, she is still smokin' hot. Franchezca gives her personal coach a heavy-duty workout of 69ing, doggy, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Not to be left out, her asshole also gets a pounding from the coach. Franchezca just had to watch out for grass stains Öwell and cum stains.

    I loved this flick! The chicks were all hot and not fake-hot. The acting was very good and believable. Each scene had a different, well-thought out concept and I was never bored.

    I give Naughty Athletics Volume 1 a grand five out of five. I will be sure to look for more volumes in the future. I just hope they have a hockey scene. Naughty America shoots and SCORES!!

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    Running Time: 120 minutes

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2286 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-01-09


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