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ALL BY MYSELF 2

-from Elegant Angel

Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Patrick Collins

Starring: Carol Gold, Eufrat, Gina, Jamie Lynn, Jenna Haze, simi, Stracy, Tea, Wildy , Zoe L. Fox

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Much like the first in the series, All By Myself 2 is a great flick. This one is more sensual with less dirty talking, mainly due to the chicks being foreign. All 9 chicks have that girl-next-door look and not that “porn star” look with big fake tits and platinum blonde hair.

Tea uses her sexy eyes along with her nature curves to put you in a deep cream spurting trance. Her tight pussy quickly opens under her magical touch to make way for the thick dildo, which Tea sends deep inside her pink snatch. A pocket rocket on her wet clit helps to finish her off with a soft orgasm while you are still captured by her eyes. A great start.

Although her name is Wildy, she is not THAT wild. This thin blonde barely makes one loud moan as she works the vibrator over her small pussy lips. Even when she switches to the high-tech vibrator, Wildy reacts only a little. But she couldn’t control her legs from shaking when she finally comes with some force.

Zoe L. Fox is the definition of tight. She first tries a big black dildo but it will not go in her tight slit. Zoe then goes with two smaller vibrators. I was sad that she never went back to the big daddy dong but at least she came.

Simi has is going on in this scene; big tits, dark hair, small pussy and a killer face. Just her sexy strip tease made me blow a load. You can tell she likes it rough and kinky but she followed the rest of the chicks with a vibe on her clit and dildo in her snatch. Favorite scene in movie.

Gina was the rebel of the group who decided to smoke before getting her pussy wet. I thought people smoke after sex? Gina went clit crazy, keeping the vibe tight on her button. Then she whipped out a glass dildo and went hard on her pussy. One of the first scenes where a chick went crazy hard on her snatch.

Eufrat looks like the youngest chick in this flick. She should have taken off her clothes sooner so her nice tits could have been creamed over quicker. Still she uses her magic wand vibe deep inside her wet box but it only gave her a quiet orgasm.

Carol Gold was a break from the girl-next-door look with her huge soft tits and blonde hair. With legs oiled and dildo in hand, she goes to work. Not my favorite scene but still keeps the juices flowing.

Stracy slams the dildo right in her pussy with no warm-up, which is easy since she is using the “white-guy” sized dildo. But Stracy is the first to jerk herself off in the doggy position. What an ass!

Jamie Lynn wraps up with a letdown. For some reason she uses the vibe over her panties. What the hell?! If the white panties got wet or something then it would be cool. She should have taken them off. Shitty way to end this flick.

The two extra scenes were fairly good. Jamie Lynn while wearing the red angel wings and jerking off redeemed herself since this time she took her panties off. And smokin’ hot Jenna Haze had no problem getting me hard with a glass dildo up her ass. She should have been the last scene, not Jamie Lynn. Oh well.

The Behind the Scenes footage was stupid and boring. Since the chicks couldn’t speak English well, the interviews sucked. And to make up for that, they used footage of the director on the plane. Boring.

I give All By Myself 2 a five out of five. The music was jumpy and annoying. So play your own music while watching. The last scene also hurt but Jenna Haze brought the score back up. But the 8 other chicks more then made up for the other downfalls. If you want a sensual look at cute chicks jerking themselves off, this flick is for you. Nothing too hardcore, just some pussies and dildos. What a good fit.

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DVD Features Include: multiple chapters per scene | two bonus scenes | photo gallery | preview trailers | behind the scenes


Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3590 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2008-02-16


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