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AMERICAN HEROES
AMERICAN HEROES Buy DVD

-from Adam And Eve Productions

Rancho Rating: ***
Director: Daniel Dakota

Starring: Carmen Luvana, Celina Cross, Holly Morgan, Katie Morgan, Kayla Paige

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After taking a shower Carmen’s boyfriend calls to tell her he can’t see her anymore. So she is forced to give herself an orgasm by way of a vibrator and fingers. She is so hot a fireman shows up to satisfy her needs. Carmen is one of the hottest girls in porn and she is on fire in this scene.

Kayla thinks someone is breaking into her house so she calls the police. He checks out the place then has to check out Kayla. She starts by sitting on his face so he can use his tongue to check deep inside her cunt. Kayla is a good looking girl and she showed a lot of enthusiasm in her fucking. Good scene.

Celina is talking on the phone when she spills water on the floor and slips and falls and knocks herself out. When the EMS shows up he says she needs a good fucking to cure what ails her. Sure enough, as soon as she has his dick in her mouth he feels much better. Take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning.

Carmen and Katie are fighting terrorists with their big boobs and dildoes. Here are 2 of my favorite girls and 2 of the hottest girls in porn going after each other with no holds barred. It couldn’t help but be a great G/G scene.

Holly is failing her class but her teacher volunteers to give her a crash course in cock sucking to help bring her grades back up. It definitely brought his dick back up.

Firemen, policemen, EMS, soldiers and teachers; all American heroes doing what they do best.

Does AMERICAN HEROES sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: motion menus | bonus sex scene | phone sex info | photo gallery | dolby 5.1 surrond sound | movie trailers | behind the scenes | web info


Running Time: 100 minutes | Production Date: 02-22-2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1239 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-11-08


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