Produced on April 15? Well this is one great way to spend a tax day.
Even though they spell her name a couple different ways on the box and in the credits, there is no mistaking Kelly Wells. She is looking stupid hot as she poses a bit for some stills, and then we cut to her kneeling on a bed in a meshy dress, frigging her cunt and tasting the reward. It's patented Wells foul-mouthed piercing-eye slutdom with Mr. Steele and Jean Claude Batiste. After proclaiming she eats chocolate for breakfast, she just goes to town with a vicious doggie sandwich, a DP that looks particularly good in RCG, and all the requisite gagging, spitting head you could ever want. She fists her own mouth at the first moment of DP doggie. "Why am I such a pig?" The dialog never stops, and that's why I love her. She stuffs four fingers into her asshole while riding cowgirl, and gets into these dreamy-eyed blissed-out states as the long scene wears on. Finally, this walking oreo filling takes a healthy amount of seed while getting fucked mish by Lex, actually gives a little gush, and then takes healthy amount of seed #2. Lex, gamer that he is, goes back in for a while longer and gives her healthy amount of seed #3. Let's all say it together, "I would like to thank the Academy..."
The other exemplary scene would have to be the closer with Sandra Romain, for whom two cocks were not enough. She takes Kelly's two partners and adds Marco Banderas for a scalding human-lottery-ball type fuck featuring some absolutely mesmerizing slo-mo looks at that ass in CG, standup DP, a full sandwich bar (pick your combo), and terrific multi-mouth-pop finale, complete with a more pounding from Lex.
Everybody's taking their vitamins, as other highlights include Aline's RCG DP and deepthroating abilities, covergirl Maya Gates's anal fist fun, and Rikki White's A2M and messy double pasting.
Wall-to-wall ball for y'all. Kelly is unreal.
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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | fetish menu | photo gallery | trailers
Running Time: 180 minutes | Production Date: 04-15-2007
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DATE POSTED: 2007-09-07
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