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CHEATING HOUSEWIVES 4
CHEATING HOUSEWIVES 4 Buy DVD

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Mike Metropolis

Starring: Brittany Andrews, Krystal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Lola, Nina Hartley

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Perhaps I should take a job at the QuickieFast Oil and Lube shop, so underappreciated blond bombshell Kristal Summers can visit and tell me what a joke her husband is. She takes the mechanic back to her place, and magically finds her clear porn heels (great red one-piece too), before settling into a terrific blowjob. This is one slamming allover tan. Doggie, CG, RCG, mish, it's all here and it all looks great. Great gaping with the mechanic begging, "Blow me a kiss", is followed by some titfucking and a self-jacked facial pop with postcum sucking.

No mistaking what my top scene is going to be. Nina Hartley had me at hello. Put her in glasses and a black lace ensemble for a wild interracial MMF and we're talking awards. A bit of spanking leads to extended tagteam ballsucking and cock worship, before the fucking begins. Hard to know which part of the sandwich you want to be, the piece of bread fucking her in doggie, or the piece of bread fucking her mouth. At one point in CG there's talk of squirting, and maybe she did, but it's not like it was very visible. Really great energy throughout, the boys enjoy a sideways DP with her before jacking two loads in her face (glasses are still on).

This lineup is strong all the way, with brunette Lola (fucking guys again, evidently) looking lovely in her lengthy sideways screw (good facial with long postcum suck), and redhead Kylie Ireland getting both "hubby" Mark Davis and another guy in a DP knot---great energy here, with Davis running the show (great double facial too).

Odd moment of the vid has to come from blond Brittany Andrews, who let's just say wears the pants in the family. After a hard day's work, there's nothing like taking her husband with a strap-on dildo. She caught her man cheating, and to punish him she fucks his face with the strap-on, then rides him doggie, then mish until he jacks all over his belly, then she squeezes the strap-on to shoot milk all over his face. Which aisle was this movie supposed to be in again?

Does CHEATING HOUSEWIVES 4 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | choose 2 story line: dialogue or all sex | interactive menus | photo slide show | playable worldwide | sneak previews


Running Time: 145 minutes | Production Date: 03-07-2007

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3960 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-06-23


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