Any time I have a bad taste in my mouth from watching poor porno, I slip in something a little more sexy, and push play.
Digital Sin's Screaming Orgasm series never fails to wash that metallic taste of crack whores and stretch marks out of my mind's mouth.
Number nine in the series is really no different than the others except that I think they've tracked down some much hotter chicks than in some of the recent episodes I've watched.
There's still the poor subchapters and dildos that would make godzilla's mom wince with imagined pain, but that's a lot of the allure of this series.
My favorite part by far is the sound effects. In a lot of movies you can tell it's really just a guy in the editing room squishing his tongue into his cheek, but you can tell that this series is the full-on slippery snatch sounds of either arousal or lubrication. Frankly, I don't care which, as long as I can crank the volume and make toilet paper mache.
Of course, after the girls are done donging themselves, they get to take a little ride on the Sybain train. If I were a woman, I'd save up all of my money for one of those things. I'd sell crack on the street and give blowjobs to HIV+ strangers so I could afford it.
Make sure you watch to the very end because when Kerri Tyler starts slipping her slutty sniggity snatch in your virtual face, you'll realize that there's no twat in the industry that looks more like a ground beef sandwich and can give you a stranger hard on.
These movies would make five stars easily if the subchapters were worth a good goddamn.
Does SCREAMING ORGASMS 9 sound like it's
right up your alley? Buy it on
DVD
DVD Features Include: chapter search | digital clarity | dvd-rom compatible | photo gallery | playable worldwide | stereo sound | trailers
Production Date: 08-21-2002
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 3200 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-26-2002
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