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REAL MEN VOL 12-SONOMA HEAT
REAL MEN VOL 12-SONOMA HEAT Buy DVD

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Chris Roma

Starring: Cowboy Larry, Hunt Parker, Jake Mitchell, Jake Rowe, Jeremy Steel, Michael Scott, Ross Wilson, Sam Everett

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Apparently they’re making more then just good wine in Sonoma Valley; they are also churning out what I like to call bears gone wild. Sonoma Heat is a solid DVD with five chapters and several extras, including cast interviews and behind the scenes footage. The cast interviews were actually enjoyable to watch; rather then being extended promotions for their other films (like cast interviews on most films) they focused on getting to know the performers.

Scene one starts with two hot bearish types rubbing their packages through red Speedos while staring at each other from across the patio. I say bearish because they are definitely bigger and hairy, but not chubby in any way; in fact these are some of the nicest six packs I’ve seen. Eventually the staring contest ends when one pounces on the other and starts deep throating his pole; as soon as the action starts getting really steamy the man on the bottom flips around and starts deep rimming the guy who is still sucking him off. The action continues strong from here, and definitely does not disappoint.

I am a big fan of interracial action in porn, and chapter two “The Neighbors Pool” offered loads (about three of them) of intense action. Let me say that the bottom in this scene was a trooper. He managed to suck two thick black cocks at the same time, and even stayed hard while one was fucking him hard. The threesome action was great, everyone was always doing something and no cocks were left unattended to. Camera work was tight, and captured some insane close-ups.

If you are a fan of cock piercing the gardener chapter will be right up your alley. Both of the study bears have cock piercings, and a few nipple rings too. Naturally the action starts with the gardener trimming a bush (really how else could it) only to find out he has an admirer. That is about all the preamble these two need before going crazy on each others cocks and asses.

Sonoma Heat offers great bear action. Fans of the genera will not be disappointed; even non fans should consider checking this one out for the big cocks and real looking men. The location shots are beautiful, resembling a log cabin retreat, and the sound breaks away at just the right moments. A definite five out of five.

Does REAL MEN VOL 12-SONOMA HEAT sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: benind the scenes | cast interviews


Running Time: 102 minutes | Production Date: 08-23-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1458 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-06-22


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