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REEL BABES REAL BREASTS
REEL BABES REAL BREASTS

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Rancho Rating: ***

Starring: Alicia Alighatti, Charmane Star, Cindy Crawford, Courtney Simpson, Ice LaFox

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This one isn't the most exciting porno flick in the world but it should do the trick for the intermediate porn viewer. Reel Girls Reel Breasts is a movie that was made to look pretty. The definition is high and the colors are soft. There's even a working fireplace in the background. Yep, I'd say it's made for the porn lover who is a romantic.

Courtney Simpson starts it off the way each scene begins in the movie with her partner telling the viewer why he thinks natural breasts are the way to go. The conversation quickly leads to him giving her a titty massage and her giving him a blow job. Two minutes in, the shagging begins and the couch is squeaking. Twelve minutes and for positions later, Courtney is smiling with her mans seed on her face. Good energy filled action.

A Latino who needs no introduction fills the second spot. Ice La Fox gives the camera a brief introduction and before you know it, she's balls deep in cock. Unfortunately, the director totally botches this scene. Not only does he cut off an excellent blow job about a minute in but we never get to see what makes this girl famous, her ass! Three lame positions(miss, spoon and reverse cowgirl) is not good enough when you have a quality of a star like Ice. Sucks big time.

Next up is Cindy Crawford a blonde who I always thought was boring and just nothing that special. She might be vocal as all hell in this movie but my opinion didn't change much. I'm just not into this girl. If you are a fan, she gets banged hard doggy style, missionary and takes it up the ass in the reverse cowgirl position.

The final two encounters bring us Charmane Star and Alicia Alighatti. These two babes close out the movie with solid shags that pretty much top the other girls. If you are going to rent this flick, skip ahead to view Charmane and Alicia. They will finish the job.

Decent movie but nothing overly special. The blow jobs are sometimes cut to short and the sex is extremely straightforward. Don't expect any twists or turns or anything overly exciting. It's just an easy payday for these girls. None of them had to do much but look sexy. That might be good enough for some viewers but if you are used to Red Light District type smut, skip it. Believe me, you won't be left satisfied.

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DVD Features Include: behind the scenes | trailers


Running Time: 130 minutes | Production Date: 04-26-2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1169 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-05-24


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