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UNCUT 3
UNCUT 3

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Rancho Rating: *****
Director: Duck Dumont

Starring: Amber Michaels, Kym Wilde

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Uncut 3 by Redboard cuts striaght to the uncut action - and no, this isn't a movie about uncircumsized penises. With cameraman Duck Dumont filming (lucky duck!) Kym Wilde and Amber Michaels proceed to whip the living daylights out of each other. The gimmick here is that there are no cuts; what you see in a solid hour of the girls frolicking and flogging away as they chat about funny things like using Pop Rocks as a sexual aide and how not to get a yeast infection (don't use Pop Rocks). The full hour lets the girls relax and be themselves - you'll see more "realness" here then you ever will in a typical porno.

Shortly after the flick starts Kym takes up her whips and lets Amber have it. This tape made me re-evaluate the BSDM scenes I've seen in other movies. Kym (and Amber, once she's in command) whips as hard as she can. The video is clean (possibly from a digital camera?) and the whips look great flying through the air. Let me stress again: REALLY HARD WHIPPING. Amber's ass and legs and back gets that full-body blush that I think whipping fans will really appreciate. The girls switch positions and roles throughout the hour as they punish each other with tit-whipping, double-whipping and clothespins. Oh yeah, and whipping the clothespins (ow ow ow). The girls whip each other so hard, in fact, that they almost seem to get a little angry at each other. But this works to your advantage as the girls seek revenge constantly. Ah, human punching bags: always a concept that works.

You'll definately get that home video vibe with Uncut 3. Depending on how you feel, that could be good (looks like a tape you found in with your mom's aerobic tapes) or bad (looks like a tape you found in with your mom's aerobic tapes). Uncut 3's other down-note is that it's only 60 minutes long. Still, the girls are good and exhausted when playtime is over and you likely will be too.

Other goodies: a double dildo deep-throating contest. Some diddling in the bajingo patch. More clothespins. Kym and Amber's tortured psyches on raw display for an hour. Lastly, Kym has what appears to be a real orgasm as Amber fucks her with a dildo and whips her tits. And you won't want to miss that conversation about Pop Rocks and infections, believe me.

One last cool thing: Uncut 3 comes on a bright yellow videotape! Cool!

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Running Time: 60 minutes | Production Date: 07-01-2002

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 11778 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 11-18-2002


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