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RAW RETREAT
RAW RETREAT Buy DVD

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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Wade Lincoln

Starring: Aaron Buns, Christian Volt, Dominik Rider, Duke Savage, Jake Long, Jarod Steele, John Andrews, Tom Colt

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Set in the scenic mountains of Southern California, good friends get together for a weekend of sex - bareback style. (More about that later.) The DVD jacket notes lists ten men but I counted eleven - one I guess for extra measure - pun intended!

The video starts out with a yellow hummer pulling up to the retreat (too luxurious to call it a "cabin") and going inside. The scene shifts strangely to a a well-hung Jarod Steele sitting naked on a cliff admiring the mountain view. He stands and we see his hard cock and can't help wonder what he saw that turned him on? Another scene change and we see backpacker Jake Long looking for the perfect spot to stop and relax in the woods. He spreads a blanket and sheds his clothes to take matters in his own hand. Jarod appears again and cock in hand, decides to help out. Hot fuck action with good closeups.

Now...back at the retreat. Two men cool off in the hot tub before retreating inside by the fire to fuck. To this reviewers delight, Jarod appears again and takes over the action. Time for lunch and the cook gets sidetracked by one of the other sexual-hungry guests who enters his "oven" on top of the countertop.

The men on this menu range from "bear", "daddy" and "twink" types to "demonic-looking stud" (Tom Colt) who could screw the devil out of me anytime! Besides those listed, other names are Aaron Buns (seriously?), Duke Savage, Dominik Rider, John Andrews, Christian Volt, Joey Milano, and two one-name guests "Davidson" and "Gabriel." (If you're counting, you're right...this is eleven.)

Little dialog and lots of ball-draining action make "Raw Retreat" a sexual treat from Hot Desert Knights Studio. Cut and uncock cocks, no condoms* and features include a deleted scene. App. 95 minutes. I give it a high five!

* While this reviewer admits to having a condom fetish, some do prefer barebacking. Hopefully these models were tested prior to production.

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DVD Features Include: scene selection | bonus scenes | model gallery | screensaver


Running Time: 95 minutes | Production Date: 12/08/2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 2697 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-03-17


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