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    Rancho Rating: ***
    Director: john whoremonger

    Starring: angelique morgan, liz taylor, monica blewinsky, sierra snow, tyler stephens

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    I really donít know where to start when talking about Limo Bimbo 4. I was quite excited to watch this flick because in theory, it would be cool to pick a chick off of the street and fuck her in a limo. Although the chicks in Limo Bimbos 4 are all super hot, it was the little things that made my interest fade. There was no music in the whole movie and very little other sounds, so I had to play music while watching. Nothing like Metallica and porn. The biggest problem that took my interest was that each scene played out the same way. Girl gets in Limo, plays with self, gives blow-job, then cowgirl, into recliner cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary then John Whoremonger does some work, mostly doggy and finishes with another bj into chicks mouth. When it came to the last scene, maybe someone realized the other four scenes all went in the same order so they changed it a little.

    One very good thing about Limo Bimbos 4, is the wide variety of chicks that were used. Each had their own look and assets. I hate in other porn flicks that all the stars look the same. Well here, the viewer has a wide range to choose from.

    Tyler Stephens starts the limo journey with her small frame and meaty pussy. Even though she has small tits, doesnít mean that she canít get them going; just watch her pound away on Johnís cock in reverse cowgirl. Tyler rubs her huge clit and meaty pussy, which John canít wait to dive into. If you canít find her clit then there is a problem. One problem with the scene and another reason I put music on was that John kept on saying ďgood girlĒ. Very annoying. But Tyler kept my interest level high till the end.

    Angelique Morgan was a great flavor for scene two, a French vanilla pussy ice cream. Her huge titties and big soft ass gave John a good fucking. Angelique starts John off with a funny sounding Bj that reminds me of a pig oinking. Those large fake tits find themselves wrapped around Johnís cock for a good old titty fuck. From there, the positions are the same as the first scene. Nothing new, just bigger tits.

    Sierra Snow is the movieís first brunette and is smokiní hot with her natural tits, large pussy lips, tight body and amazing eyes. A great position to show off Sierraís goods is the recliner cowgirl that allows her homemade tits to truly be seen. Unfortunately, the positions are all still the same as well as John Whoremonger. After this scene, I was able to say the next position before they went into it. Boring.

    The other thing that helped to save this flick was that as it went on the chicks got hotter. Liz Taylor entered Johnís limo next with a killer red dress. More importantly, what was under that red dress? A little blonde bush above a tight pussy was ready for some backseat action from John. Lizís tits were slightly bigger than Sierraís and I believe also natural. Once again the same damn positions but still hot due to Liz. Thank you Liz.

    The last scene brought Monica Blewinsky for the final ride in the limo. Monicaís tits were even bigger than Lizís but not as firm. Unlike some of the other stars, she had on a very sexy bra and panties, which really did it for me. It added some realism to the movie, plus sexy is always good. Monica also used her soft tits with her amazing Bj-ing to get John even harder. The editor here, moved the usual ends positions to the beginning of the scene, which caught me off guard and also helped my interest. John saved the best for last with Monica riding his cock with skill.

    I thought Limo Bimbos 4 was going to be a little better but it was still a pretty good flick. The girls were all gorgeous and amazing fucks but I wish the scenes didnít have the same positions and at least one other guy. Limo Bimbos 4 is a flick for the guy that likes a range of girls and some good fucking. This movie is a ďone scene movieĒ where you find the one scene you like and jerk off. Done deal.

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    DVD Features Include: photo gallery

    Production Date: 12-20-2006

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1582 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2007-07-25

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    tim (Smut Fan) says:
    I love Liz Taylor.She is so HOT.CAN'T wate to see her some more.Thank you Liz!!!!

    THANK YOU Tim Moor

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