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    Rancho Rating: ***

    Starring: Aurora Snow, Cindy Crawford, Cytherea, Dani Woodward, diasy marie, GiGi, h illary scott, Jada Fire, Jasmin Tame, jayno oso, Kat, Leah Luv, Mika Tan, Missy Monroe, nautica thorn 2, Nikki Hunter, Penny Flame, Roxy Jezel, Trina Michaels, Venus

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    by Evan Sherwood

    This flick should have been called “Me, Myself and My Sybian”. Almost every scene had the vibrating box of pleasure for the chicks to sit on and cream over. However, there are some incredibly lucky dildos being used along with the sybian but that was the toy of desire for the 20 gorgeous pieces of ass who were ready to make themselves wet with excitement.

    Sure Hillary Scott is the cover girl but there are plenty of other hotties among the 20 dildo cramming, finger jamming horny sluts like Cytherea, Dani Woodward, Penny Flame, Daisy Marie and Leah Luv.

    Each scene starts off the same way with a couple of minutes dedicated to the girls’ stripping roots with some music, dancing and sexy bodies shedding clothes. A downside here is that they use the same set for 19 of the chicks, which gets old quick, plus they use super long titles between toys in the beginning that makes less time for naked tits and ass.

    What is really nice about this flick is that you get a wide variety of girls to whack off to, big fake tits, medium natural tits, thick asses, small teen asses, classic porn star blondes or the girl-next-door; take your pick. It is like a buffet, take what you want and leave what you don’t.

    The whole flick is great but the highlights are jizz spurting good. Hillary Scott starts this movie off with a nice big dildo right up her amazing ass and almost overloads the sybian as she rides her wet pussy to orgasm with the dial up to 11. Spinal Tap would be proud. Cytherea was this movie’s first non-blonde, and has the hottest legs and feet as we watch her snatch work on a wide dildo. I wanted more of her sexy body.

    What I liked about Daisy Marie is that she didn’t play up to the camera but simply wanted to get herself off with the help of the pulsing sybain. Dani Woodward’s full ass was all I wanted during her scene but she just wanted more of her glass dildo. Boy does she like it deep mixed with a little of clit action. My kind of chick.

    The last high note was Penny Flame with her super cute face and smokin’ body. This scene was way too short and she kept her shirt on but watching her stuff her young tight box was sock filling good.

    Me, Myself and I is a solid flick that packs a serious punch with these 20 hotties, which is almost too much hot ass for one movie. I could have used different sets, different scene layouts and different toys. The scenes seem all the same not to mention when they put four blondes in a row. I give Me, Myself and I three thigh shaking sybian rides out of five. Time for some alone time.

    Does ME MYSELF AND I sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD

    Running Time: 200 minutes | Production Date: 10-15-2006

    Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1322 to read this Rancho Review.
    DATE POSTED: 2008-07-30

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