Everyone stop looking. The best female masturbation movie has been found. When Elegant Angel made All by Myself they may not have known what a great flick they had on their hands. All I know is that my hands were busy all the way through this movie. Like the title sounds, All by Myself, no guys were able to help the women orgasm in this movie, just toys. What makes this flick the best film ever is that Elegant Angel found the hottest, I mean HOTTEST chicks ever and allowed them to orgasm to their own liking. Each scene has its own unique story-line and location; not just the same old bedroom scene used so much in porn.
The movie starts with Samantha Ryan getting out of the shower as the camera acts as a voyeur outside her window. All you can see for the first couple of minutes is Samanthaís tits in the mirror. I couldnít wait to see everything else. She then moved into the living room and confronted the camera/voyeur. She started rubbing her young pussy while keeping the camera at bay. What teased the most was that Samantha played with her asshole but never ready used it to any real extent, kind of sad but as I soon found out, teasing is part of this movie.
The next scene really spiked my interest. Not just because of the hot young chick sitting by herself in a hotel room chair but because of the cameraman. Yes, the camera guy. Mia doesnít know English to well and the camera guy says some fucking funny things to her. I donít know if porn is suppose to make you laugh but this one did. Besides the language issue, that didnít stop Mia from showing herself a great time. She first used a small pocket rocket on her tiny slit of a pussy, which as it warmed-up revealed her hidden pussy lips. Mia is like the girl-next-door with her medium sized tits and young looks. With the pocket rocket, Mia then added the steady motion of a dildo to get her to full orgasm. Although she didnít make a lot of noise, no doubt she enjoyed it.
The next story is of a lonely babysitter with a nasty habit of searching through drawers. However, I can forgive this nasty habit since Cayton Caley finds some porn and glass dildo. Cayton, like Mia, has great looks, medium tits, but brings her shaved pussy and wide pussy lips to the table. Cayton sits on a chair watching the porn movie and jerks herself off with the dildo. I knew chicks did that too. The great camera angles allow for the viewer to see Cayton fully in action. As she gets close to her orgasm, a vibrator is used on her exposed wet clit. And if that wasn't enough, a bigger outlet powered vibrator helped Cayton even more. The whole time the porn movie can be heard in the background and she matches orgasms with the chick on the video.
Before this movie, I really didnít know who Jamie Lynnn was, but sure as hell I wonít forget that name now. The scene with her was amazing; too bad it was also amazingly short. Jamie is a hot red head with big soft titties, which I believe are real. The whole scene is captured perfectly as Jamie teases the camera by slowly revealing her tight young body and freshly shaved pussy box. She uses those huge tits on a water fountain, giving it a good titty fuck. Then Jamie moved out of the water onto a nearby rock to use a small green vibrator on her shaved pussy. As I was really getting into Jamie, she put a towel on and left, scene over. I was in shock. I want more of Jamie Lynnn!
Then Suzie Carina appeared on screen in the next scene with tight teen clothes that showed her ass and diverted my attention. Again, this girl like the others, has small tits but they look amazing. Iíd rather have a chick with tits like these girls then big nasty titties. Suzie has model-like looks and a pussy so tight that a finger looks too big to fit in it. She gives a sexy striptease to warm herself up for some action. Suzie starts small with a simple pocket rocket and then moves up to a very realistic dildo, which she uses with some force. Suzieís pussy gets a workout from the dildo and orgasms to prove it.
Anastasia Pierce performs for the camera in a cop outfit within a prison-cell. Her large tits and small pussy lips are a great combo for a hot steamy scene. Anastasia moves from fingering herself to using a large vibrator and glass dildo. She orgasms like 3 times during the scene and doesnít want to stop pleasing her own wet pussy. All in all, a good scene with a big titty woman.
Monic is nothing special when put between two very hot girls but she can still hold her own. Her soft floppy tits get oiled before she starts on her pussy, which soon also becomes very wet. She, like the others, starts small with a pocket rocket then moves to a dildo. Ok, done. Lets move to the best scene in the whole movie.
I saw Paulina James in the credits in the beginning of the movie and I couldnít wait to watch her in action. Paulina has a goth appearance but an amazing body, small perky tits, perfectly round ass, tightest pussy you have ever seen. She talks about her first time throughout the scene, which could get annoying to some but I found it to be quite hot. I didnít write much down in my notes while watching this scene with Paulina because I was quite busy. All I can say is that I will find more movies with her in them.
Like I said from the start, All by Myself is a great movie that all should have. Elegant Angel really came through with this masterpiece. Go buy this flick and enjoy. Give it to your girlfriend and show her the toys. I bet she will want them. Plus watch the two bonus scenes, they are steamy hot too. Enough talking from me, go buy it!
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DVD Features Include: multiple chapters per scene | 2 bonus scenes | photo gallery | trailers
Production Date: 12-16-2006
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DATE POSTED: 2007-07-31
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