by
nobody
I'm torn on how to review this movie. For starters, the girls in this movie were torn too. I don't like to see women used as meat (as much as we enjoy living here on the Meat Ranch), but it does get an irrepressible result. So, Just Over Eighteen #4, as sad as it is sometimes, does the trick. It's not the most violent, depraved smut movie I've seen, but it's up there in the top ranks.
Some people travel around the world to see the great art galleries, to taste the exotic foods, to explore the cultures. But not TT Boy, Joel Lawrence and Brandon Irons. They've come to Prague and Budapest to pillage and destroy every vagina and asshole in sight. It's an admirable goal, I suppose, but one I'm glad not to be a part of (I'll live longer).
There aren't any frills. Six nubile girls are deflowered in various apartments, mostly on sofas. With such a normal backdrop, the action seems all the more grotesque and wrong. Paulina is first. She has a red rash near her cootch and looks like Tori Amos. But it's doubtful you'll ever see Tori with dicks in her butt, vag and mouth (though I could be wrong). Paulina gets fish eyes after being rampaged for 20 minutes and it's on to Justina, who we can only imagine gets whatever Paulina had (and so on throughout this movie until around 20 people are infected). What cracked me up about the second scene was that it took place on the same bed as the first and it looked like nobody had bothered to tidy up the sheets!
Remember the old argument that pornography is degrading to women? For awhile I thought that was silly. If you have any doubts, Paulina getting her nose pinched close while her mouth is full of dick will make up your mind. Geez, guys, that ain't cool.
Vanessa, the cover girl, is third. She was my favorite because I like the way she looked. Strange facial proportions. Heh. And she has pigtails. She's a sex machine and her tiny frame is too small for anal sex, but she has anal sex anyway. Lots. Fourthy comes Nicky Reed. Nicky is extremely pretty. I can't imagine how she ended up on this DVD unless her mob father bet her and lost in a poker game. She looks an awful lot like a young, demure Sandra Bollock. Rest assured, the boys DP her into a coma. Christina and Kelly (yet another look-a-like, Uma Thurman this time) finish of the movie. Kelly is an asolutely bottomless pit as far as the dicks are concerned.
I'm giving this one a three. The sex was nasty and heavy, but it seemed a bit mean even if "Let's go over seas and abuse some girls!" is a good, Genghis Khan/American idea.
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DVD Features Include: trailers | photobook | behind the scenes | boner footage
Running Time: 140 minutes | Production Date: 08-07-2002
Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 4856 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 12-07-2002
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