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BILLION DOLLAR BOOTIES 2
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Rancho Rating: ****
Director: Harry PALM

Starring: Aurora Jolie, Britney Stevens, Caroline Pierce, Charlie Fire, Mercedez

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Billion Dollar Booties might be pushing it a little. More like $100 whores. Evan with inflation, this is still a very watchable and strokable movie.

First up is Mercedez. This is not the Latino Mercedez that has been around for 3-4 years. This Mercedez is not especially good looking. She looks like she might be black or Latin or a mix. I hope she plans to finish the tattoo on her back. In this film she does anal and takes a huge load on her face then finishes with a rather good BJ.

Scene two has Carolina Pierce who says she is 21. I don’t think so. That would make her 17 when I first met her in 2002 and 12 when she made her first movie in 1997. I believe she was 32 when this scene was shot She is still a hot looking woman and a pure pleasure to watch have sex. She does a great job of fingering herself to orgasm. Another plus is that she has hair around her pussy, not much but better than none.

Britney has a nice round butt with nice round tits to match. And her nice round butt looks good going up and down and up and down on his hard dick. We also have a very nice shot of her riding his cock with her legs spread wide open and facing the camera.

My favorite hair color is red and the redder the better. Charlie has beautiful red hair with nice tits and a nice ass all of which is complemented by her alabaster white skin. Bet she would look good up against some black skin. She also has red pubic hair but not much of it, just a little landing strip. I wish they had given her more time to finger her pussy. She was just getting started when the stud shows up and takes over. She looks good giving head while looking you straight in the eye with her gorgeous green eyes. It just made me want to do all kinds of things to her or at least to myself.

Aurora is a cute, black virgin, or at least a vaginal virgin. She says she has only had anal sex. She is still one very cute black slut, oops I mean virgin, with nice boobs and a big round derriere. Or maybe she is a cute black virgin slut. Isn’t that a contradiction in terms? Can you be a virgin and still be a slut? That’s too many dumb questions. Let’s just watch her fuck, ass fuck that is. Even if she is a virgin, she really puts on a good fuck scene.

Does BILLION DOLLAR BOOTIES 2 sound like it's right up your alley? Buy it on DVD


DVD Features Include: digitally remastered for dvd | no regional coding | photo gallery | previews | dolby digital stereo | trailers | behind the scenes | motion menus | bonus scene


Running Time: 139 minutes | Production Date: 10/15/2006

Cooter the counting cactus says that you are smutmonkey number 1377 to read this Rancho Review.
DATE POSTED: 2007-04-27


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