All you need to know about this vid is established in the opening minutes, where chocolicious bomshell Jada Fire proves that she can be the new Squirtwoman by hopping on William H's desk (actually it's Patrick Collins' desk but he's not here right now) and spraying him so hard that it puts out his cigar. Kids would murder each other over squirt guns that blasted like that. And talk about a job interview. Como se dice "You're hired"?
Past that, the whole movie is a blur of wet scenes that are more straight-ahead gonzo than tied to any real plot. And it's not just Jada who gushes, in one scene she's paired up with Sierra Sinn, who is no slouch in this catagory (and damn the visuals of Sinn swallowing Fire's squirt are super hot). William has to do some quick cuts just to have an opportunity to wipe off the lens.
In another scene we get a MFF threeway with Jada and Annie Cruz, which, if you've got a subwoofer, you'll want to make sure all your windows are properly installed. Great tagteam deepthroat and dildo play, and of all the squirts that fly around, my fave has to be the standup anal RCG on Jada where her squirt payload goes all over Annie and the camera. Okay, maybe it's the piledriver that Annie takes where she spews into her own face.
As wet and wild (and loud) as this edition of Squirtwoman is, and as undeniably hot as Jada Fire's dark-skinned body is, there's something about this that doesn't hit me like Cytheria's orgasms. There was something about the way Cy shivered, the way her legs got so weak she couldn't stand, the realness of how the orgasm takes over her body (Chloe Nichole anybody?) that was enough to make this watcher's knees weak.
Another thing that's curious, Jada seems to cum as fast as you can snap your fingers, and how many women do you know that can do that? Foreplay? That job interview was ridiculous, and as that scene faded out and hands were being shaken for landing the job, Fire appears to be fighting back laughter. I'm not going to say that's fake, but any woman that can cum that fast needs to go to church regularly and thank the Lord!
Everything said, the sex is scorching and so is Jada. I'd say Jada fans should check this out, but they no doubt already have.
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DVD Features Include: multiple chapters per scene | bonus scene | behind the scenes | bonus footage | easter egg | trailer
Running Time: 120 minutes | Production Date: 10-28-2006
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DATE POSTED: 2007-06-09
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